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This is Walter Winshell speaking to you

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from Broadway, the big street in the big

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town. Take a good look at it.

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Just a lot of cold impersonal buildings,

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hustling impersonal crowds and flashing

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impersonal lights. But watch those

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lights. Every time one flashes on or

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off, somebody makes a million dollars or

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loses a million dollars or begs for a

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dime or breaks his heart. Sure, [music]

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just a big street in a big town, but

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with a personality, with an impact, like

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a beautiful woman you see [music] once

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for a few seconds and then can never

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forget. That's the way Damon Renan felt

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about the street. Lindy's restaurant was

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his observation tower. Here he used to

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meet with his colorful crew of friends.

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He made small talk with celebrities and

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big talk with bus boys. And he sat

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drinking coffee and trading stories far

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into the night. And then when the

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morning fog would start to roll in

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across the East River, the city would

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awaken. The sun and the early risers

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would start to whip up a fresh patch of

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daylight. And as the rest of the town

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turned out to pound pavements, Damon

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Renan turned in to pound his typewriter

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to write about the guys and dolls he met

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on Broadway. like Harry the Horse,

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Dancing Dan, Appalanti, or for instance,

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take the Broadway bookie who made his

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living accepting bets on horse races.

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>> Hey, that's my penny.

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>> Identify it.

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>> It's got a picture of Abraham Lincoln.

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>> You kids with college educations.

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This is Sorrowful Jones who fell in love

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with money at the age of six and they've

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been going steady ever since.

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>> Hia Blinky.

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>> Hia Sorrowful.

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>> Who do you like to date?

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>> Dreamy Joe and the second at Dington.

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Here two bucks to win.

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>> You got it.

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>> A pencil. Sorrowful. That ain't for

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free.

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>> You've been eating carrots again.

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Hi man.

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>> Who do you like today?

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>> 7 to 5

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to one.

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>> Oh my $5 Dreamy Joe wins.

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>> Dreamy Joe.

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You got it.

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Next time put a little starch in these,

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would you

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mong which means weather clear?

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>> I'll be back.

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>> Hello, sir. Al,

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>> what goes today? Happy

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>> I kind of like sudden death in the last

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race.

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>> Punch bet?

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>> But I'll bet two on Dreamy Joe to win.

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>> Two on Dreamy Joe. Everybody wants

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Dreamy Joe. Must be a hot tip. I'll be

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seeing you.

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What am I saying?

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>> Anything hot today, Nick?

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>> I got a fin writing on Dreamy Joe.

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>> A finer

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roll.

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Hey, get these things sharpened. And

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they're ruining all my shirts.

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>> When Sarful Jones enters this doorway,

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he enters another world. A world of wise

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money and dumb animals. Where your

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bankroll can go faster than any horse in

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any race. This is Sorrowful's place of

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business. It's called a horse room. And

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if the police knew about it, they'd

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close it because betting on horses is

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against the law except at race strikes.

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>> Where you been? picking up a load of the

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green stuff. What a beautiful color. 126

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bucks and almost all of it on a dog

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who'd make better time if the jockey

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carried him.

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>> Such as

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>> such as Dreamy Joe in the second.

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>> Boss, the second race is over. Dreamy

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Joe won. How do you feel?

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>> Well, I had a headache when I got up

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this morning, but after picking up all

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this easy dough, I

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don't tell me.

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>> My headache's back.

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Dreamy Joe.

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>> 20

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40

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55. Wouldn't you like to bet it all in

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the next race?

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>> Come on. Come on. Shell out.

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>> Kind of money will never bring any

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happiness. Me either.

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>> Hey, S.

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>> Hey, don't bother me. Spitzy giving

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blood.

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>> I'll bother him.

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Big Steve would like you should come

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over to his cafe right away.

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>> Pay up.

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>> Hey, doesn't Big Steve own Dreamy Joe?

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>> And which I have $10 riding with you at

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11 to1.

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>> What do you do? Tip everybody in the

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street except me.

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>> When Big Steve wants to see you, it's

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very healthy to pay him a call.

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>> How do you like that? Big Steve and his

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Dreamy Joe takes me over like I was a

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sucker. a tourist. He knew Dreamy Joe

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was going to win. It was a boat race, a

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big frame. You ought to bar guys like

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that from racing. And he now he wants to

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see me. Well, if he wants to see me, let

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him come over here. I'm not afraid of

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You're so right.

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>> [music]

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>> You better date the dummy. Sorful, she

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doesn't have to eat.

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>> Well,

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>> well, it doesn't cost a scent to say

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hello.

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>> Hello, Glattus O'Neal.

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>> You know, it's been almost 4 years since

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I saw you, Sorrowful, but I recognize

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the suit.

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>> Oh, it's been lucky for me up to now.

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Some people seem to forget what some

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people used to spend on some people.

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>> Spend? Where did you ever learn that

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word? I always figured you invented the

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Dutch treat.

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>> Now, wait a minute. I'd like to have a

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nickel for every bottle of champagne I

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bought you.

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>> I was more naive then. I believed you

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could make champagne by mixing ginger

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ale and rubbing alcohol.

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>> It was not rubbing alcohol.

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>> Look at those beautiful violets. 25

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cents a bunch to you, mister.

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>> Come on. They got dangerous thorns.

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>> Yeah, same old sorrowful.

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>> Now you got me wrong. I'm a big man now.

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Since we folded in the gies, I've been

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going places and show business.

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>> I hear it's win place and show business.

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So, I'm hustling bets. It's a living.

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Practically honest.

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>> Well, I have to make a living, too. And

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this is it.

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>> Hey,

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nice picture. Beautiful job of

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retouching.

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>> I've been here 4 months. I wondered why

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you didn't drop by. Just for old time's

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sake.

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>> Well, I understood you were going with

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Big Steve, and I happen to know Big

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Steve.

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>> Oh, well, Steve doesn't like me to have

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other boyfriends, but I could tell him

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you were my aunt.

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Look at here. Look at here.

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Hey,

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look. Fun is fun, but Big Steve can get

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awful nasty.

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>> Yeah, well, while I'm here, I thought

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I'd drop in and see him. You don't think

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I'm afraid of Big Steve, do you?

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>> Well, some people are.

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>> Not me, kid. I can handle my fist.

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>> Yes, I remember. While you were handling

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your fist, somebody else was handling

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your head.

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>> But you've never heard my courage

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question.

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>> I never heard it mentioned.

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>> Keep your baby blues on me. I'm a bus.

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>> Big Steven there. Come.

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>> Hi, fellas. Don't get up.

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>> Sit on.

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>> Well, every bookmaker in town is here

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except Whitey. By the way, Steve,

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whatever happened to Whitey? I haven't

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seen Whitey since the two of you had the

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run in back of

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Anybody

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taking up a collection for Mrs. White?

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>> Sit on.

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>> Okay, Steve, we're all here. What's on

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your mind?

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>> I told a few small fry about Dreamy Joe

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today. Guess you guys went for a bundle

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on him, huh?

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>> I was scarred.

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>> Next week, I'm giving the word to some

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important money.

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>> What are you trying to do? Run us out of

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town?

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>> Just a minute. Let me finish. Next time

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he runs, Dreamy Joe's going to lose.

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>> That's different. But I want a,000 bucks

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a piece from you guys just for making

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him lose.

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>> Thousand bucks? What do you need money

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for?

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>> Ran into some bad dice last night. Need

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cash. Anyhow, what are you belly aching

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about? I pick up a few grand, you guys

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make a fortune.

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>> Now wait a minute, Steve. How do we know

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you won't collect the grand from each of

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us and then turn right around and

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>> and what sorrowful?

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>> Yeah. And what sorrowful?

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Well, you turn around and and around and

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fell can get dizzy that way.

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>> You know, Sarville, you're a very

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suspicious man. Hey, Doc, come here.

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>> Explain it to him.

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>> Dreamy Joe wins only when I give him one

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of these speed balls. It won't show up

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in the test. Won't show up any place

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except his heart. One more speed ball

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and he'll win the race. But an hour

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later, he'll be dead.

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>> We could give him the speed ball now and

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he'd win. But I'm waiting till I've got

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a big bank roll to bet on him. So for

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now, I'll just take a grand a piece and

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the next time I'll dreamy Joe loses.

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That fair enough.

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>> All right, boys. Come up with a grand a

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piece. Sounds like a good deal. It's

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>> okay for me.

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>> Count me [clears throat] in. I'll go for

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that.

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>> Yeah.

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Oh,

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>> you forgot to pay your fair.

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>> Oh, I don't handle that kind of money.

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I'm in a photograph finish with my land

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lady right now.

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>> I hear different. I here tell you very

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thrifty.

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>> No, no, I'm just just a little careful.

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I have a little here. Here's 115. I'll

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owe you the rest.

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>> 885. I suppose we left to get the hard

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way, huh?

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>> What? No. I I'm good. Where you going?

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>> Into the vault. Oh, I didn't know I had

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it on. I I might have a little here.

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It's my mad money. There's a G.

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>> And don't let it happen again. Next time

273
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I'll lose my temper.

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>> Hey, Sorrowful.

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>> You're bleeding.

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>> Drop in again. But come before 6. That's

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when the prices change. Pick it up, Joe.

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[music]

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[singing]

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Make me feel so alone. [singing]

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I'd really like to do some in a

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[singing]

283
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Why must they keep the moon so [singing]

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bright? I won't sleep. Wink tonight.

285
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You're off key like always.

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>> Hi, Eddie.

287
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>> Hi, Sorrowful. Eddie.

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>> Hi, Sorrow.

289
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>> [laughter]

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[clears throat]

291
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>> Well, good evening, Miss Nan. Say you're

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loaded with germs there. Must be drafty

293
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,079
on that runway, huh?

294
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>> Yeah. Say the other day when Dreamy Joe

295
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won, I didn't get on him. Next time out,

296
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I went five across the board.

297
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>> Oh, wonderful animal, Dreamy Joe. Great

298
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blood lines. Like investing in a bank,

299
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you better make it 10 across.

300
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>> It's too much for me. I'll give you the

301
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15.

302
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>> Whoops. The law.

303
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>> Oh, good evening, Mr. I presume you know

304
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Miss Agnes Happy Hips Nunan.

305
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>> Yes, we're all petty wagon friends.

306
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>> Mr. Ridden is one of the finest in the

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wagon. He always sees that us ladies

308
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have the seats.

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>> One of these nights I'll walk in on you

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taking a bet, Arville.

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>> Sir, are you insinuating that I would

312
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break the law by taking wages on the

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races?

314
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:19,040
>> There is such a rumor around Broadway.

315
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>> Yeah, well, I'm innocent. I'll lay you

316
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10 to one. I never took a bet in my

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life.

318
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>> Nice odds.

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You couldn't ask for a nicer man to

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arrest you. I give him all my business.

321
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Now,

322
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>> what was that again? Five across.

323
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>> Well, what does it look like? Dreamy Joe

324
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can't lose. Big Steve is betting $10,000

325
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to win.

326
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>> Steve gave me the tip himself.

327
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>> That's good enough for me.

328
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>> Dreamy Joe on the nose.

329
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>> Five on Dreamy Joe to win.

330
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Five to win on Green Demon.

331
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>> House rules. No bets on credit. Take

332
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your marker someplace else.

333
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>> Where's Sarful?

334
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,320
>> Sarful. I got to get down on Green

335
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Demon. Will you take my marker for five?

336
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,680
>> Green Demon, eh? Jack, I was just down

337
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the poor house. Conditions are terrible

338
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,240
down there. Bookmakers are sleeping

339
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three in a bed. You know what they're

340
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using for blankets? Markers.

341
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>> Don't get discouraged. Come back when

342
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you got a little money. Always happy to

343
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see you.

344
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>> Tacos on Dreamy Joe.

345
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How's the action?

346
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,880
>> Everybody is tossing in on Dreamy Joe.

347
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We better lay some off at the track.

348
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Let's gamble. Book it all.

349
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,440
>> Last time you gambled, you bet Tuesday

350
00:14:33,519 --> 00:14:36,800
came after Monday, and you spent half an

351
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,160
hour checking the calendar first.

352
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>> I had to. I gave odds.

353
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:43,040
>> $20 on Dreamy Joe to win.

354
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>> Look, mister, we don't take Marcus from

355
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,120
three kinds of people: men, women, and

356
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children.

357
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,959
>> But I've already dropped my whole week's

358
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salary.

359
00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:50,000
>> Get this dye green and come back.

360
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>> I might not be in time for the race.

361
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:56,760
We'll tell the horses to slow down

362
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>> next.

363
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:06,480
>> Hey. Hey. Somebody hist the kid up the

364
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counter so she can make her bed.

365
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:13,440
>> Oh. Yeah. This is my little girl.

366
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>> Hey, Ty. It came home. Hey,

367
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:18,240
>> but I don't want to go home.

368
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:20,320
>> Hey, you're pretty smart. I'm four years

369
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,760
old and I can count to 10.

370
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,399
>> Yeah, that's big talk. Let's see you

371
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,720
back it up.

372
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:26,880
>> Give me something to count.

373
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:29,120
>> She's over four. Out. Out.

374
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:31,519
>> Mr. Jones, I've got a watch here. So

375
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that I paid over $100 for See, when you

376
00:15:31,519 --> 00:15:34,880
open it up, it plays Yankee Doodle.

377
00:15:33,519 --> 00:15:36,480
>> Yeah, well, horses can't sing and they

378
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:38,880
don't know what time it is. Take the kid

379
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home.

380
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:45,040
>> Let's go, Daddy. I remember him. That

381
00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:47,120
book you read. He's the monster.

382
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,880
>> Hey, what's your language? I'm the boss.

383
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I run this joint. I got plenty of

384
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:53,279
friends around on my side.

385
00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:56,839
>> I I'm sorry.

386
00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:56,839
>> Yeah. Well, what's

387
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:04,800
>> Here's

388
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:07,120
a penny.

389
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>> Even Nick costs two pennies.

390
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:13,600
>> Martha Jane kid's right.

391
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Here, there's a deuce. Go stuff

392
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:18,560
yourself.

393
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:21,040
>> Thank you. Thank you very much,

394
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,560
>> Mr. Jones. I've got a friend, sir, down

395
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,279
the street that'll let me have the 20.

396
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,720
>> Hurry down.

397
00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:26,639
>> Well, if you could let me place my bet

398
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:28,800
now, I I'll leave Martha Jane here with

399
00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:31,680
you till I get back. You see, Dreamy

400
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:33,440
Joe's my only chance to get even.

401
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:36,440
>> Oh, you want to bet on Dreamy Joe?

402
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,440
>> Yeah,

403
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,399
>> that's a very solid Philly. Should be

404
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,839
good for 20 bucks easy.

405
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:43,440
>> Yes, she ought to melt down for that

406
00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:46,800
much. Take his marker.

407
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,800
>> Thank you, Mr. Jones.

408
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:52,519
Martha Jane, you be a good little girl

409
00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:52,519
now.

410
00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:55,839
>> Hey, what happened? Did he pull a gun on

411
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,279
you?

412
00:16:55,839 --> 00:17:00,320
>> Don't you understand? He wants to bet on

413
00:16:57,279 --> 00:17:02,160
Dreamy Joe. He can't possibly win. It's

414
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:05,360
a frame up, a fix.

415
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:07,600
>> Oh, so it's what horse players and other

416
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:09,360
gentlemen in the turf referred to as a

417
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:11,760
boat race. Of course, it's a boat race.

418
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:15,439
And Dreamy Joe is on the slowest boat.

419
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:17,039
His jockey won't even be rowing.

420
00:17:15,439 --> 00:17:19,120
Take anything anybody wants to bet on

421
00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:22,600
Dreamy Joe, including inlays, marbles,

422
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:22,600
and moose heads.

423
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,760
Uhoh.

424
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,160
>> Put that down.

425
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:33,919
>> Yes, sir.

426
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,919
>> You want to give the joint a bad name?

427
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:47,679
Say, is Big Steve in the office? Say,

428
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,160
pardon me. Is Big Steve in his office?

429
00:17:47,679 --> 00:17:49,840
>> Hey,

430
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,960
>> Big Steve. He's a friend of mine. He

431
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,760
gave me a tip on a race.

432
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,360
>> Huh?

433
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,880
>> Well, if he's not in the office, maybe I

434
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:58,440
can use a phone. Oh, never mind. I

435
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,440
haven't got much time.

436
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,480
Yeah,

437
00:18:09,679 --> 00:18:15,679
>> Steve, that jockey ought to be fixed. He

438
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:18,640
might accidentally make Dreamy Joe win.

439
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:22,160
Do you hear me, Steve?

440
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:25,440
Steve, you sound awfully strange.

441
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:29,600
>> I I got a sort of a cold. I

442
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:29,600
>> Hey, who is this?

443
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,880
Hello. Hello.

444
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:47,360
>> Oh, Steve, I came over to see you. Want

445
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:49,600
to borrow 20 bucks. Door was open and I

446
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:52,600
used your telephone. Had to make a phone

447
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,600
call.

448
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:58,480
>> I heard the phone ring.

449
00:18:55,520 --> 00:19:00,880
>> Why? I called a friend of mine. I had

450
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:02,960
him call me right back.

451
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:05,280
>> I see.

452
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:07,120
>> What's the number of this phone?

453
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:08,880
>> The number?

454
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:12,320
>> I don't know. I guess I forgot. I never

455
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:15,720
could remember numbers.

456
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,720
>> Shut the door.

457
00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:20,073
[music]

458
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:25,039
>> Steve, you can't get away with fixing

459
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:28,080
that place. I'm getting out of here. I'm

460
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:28,080
going to the police.

461
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,760
You're now seeing the eighth race at

462
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,840
Dington Park through the television

463
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:35,280
cameras. The horses operating in front

464
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,200
of the grand stand on their way to the

465
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,919
post. Over a million dollars has been

466
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,280
waged on this.

467
00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:40,559
>> Where are you going?

468
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,000
>> Going down there. Why?

469
00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:43,120
>> Can I get down and go with you?

470
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,039
>> Take a look at the board.

471
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:46,640
>> Okay. Better than chaining. Yeah.

472
00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:47,360
>> Leo opened at 50 to1.

473
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:50,160
>> Come on.

474
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:51,280
>> Green demon at 7 to1. Next is half at 10

475
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:54,000
to one.

476
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:55,600
>> Close position number four goes open at

477
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,720
seven has now come down. They play on

478
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,080
Dreamy Joe's Starfle.

479
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,760
>> Yeah, I may get cleaned out here. That

480
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,440
horse had some terrific works.

481
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,440
>> It's a beautiful day and the track is

482
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:05,760
dry and fast.

483
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,160
>> When did they put the water on it in

484
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,840
this race?

485
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,440
>> Water? What are you talking about?

486
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,400
>> Well, you said they were going to have a

487
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,240
boat race.

488
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,880
>> New York flash. Eddie Cole is riding

489
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,799
green demon.

490
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:18,480
>> Oh, she heard about the college boat

491
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:22,280
race. I gave 8 to five on Princeton.

492
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:22,280
>> It's my school, you know.

493
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:27,440
>> Oh, she's cute. Is she cute? Bingo and

494
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:29,200
Buster Brewer on no ante. The horses

495
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:32,000
have now reached the post.

496
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:34,960
>> Where the post?

497
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,480
>> I wish you were on one of them. Here

498
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,840
>> have some chewing gum. Huh?

499
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,280
>> You like gum?

500
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,960
>> Fill yourself.

501
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:43,120
>> Take this box over to Regret. Huh?

502
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,559
>> I'd rather watch the boat race, please.

503
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:46,000
>> No, go ahead. Regret will show you how

504
00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:48,720
to blow those great big beautiful

505
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,720
bubbles. Great big mouths. Go ahead,

506
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,240
honey. Great job. Go ahead. They're all

507
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,600
in line. The flag.

508
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:55,520
>> Wait a minute. Half sister's kicking up

509
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,120
in the gate now. They got her quieter

510
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:59,520
down. The crowd is tense. They're all in

511
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,200
line and they're off and running.

512
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:03,520
Fearless Champ is taking the lead.

513
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:05,760
Halfister is second. King Leo is third

514
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:07,600
and Bingo is fourth. It's Half Sister by

515
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:09,679
a head. Fearless Champ is second by a

516
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:12,159
head. Bingo is third by a length and

517
00:21:09,679 --> 00:21:13,440
Dreamy Joe is far back.

518
00:21:12,159 --> 00:21:15,200
>> Champ is taking the lead again on the

519
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,120
outside. Half sister is second now by a

520
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,280
length. Bingo is coming up on the inside

521
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:20,559
and Dreamy Joe is trailing. It's Half

522
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,400
Sister showing in front by ahead.

523
00:21:20,559 --> 00:21:24,640
Fearless Champ second by two lengths.

524
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,480
King Leo is third. It's Fearless Champ

525
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:28,559
in front by a half. Half sister is

526
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:30,480
second by a head. King Leo third by a

527
00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:32,240
length. And here comes Dreamy Joe making

528
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:35,039
a bold move on the outside.

529
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:37,200
>> You crazy back. Dreamy Joe back.

530
00:21:35,039 --> 00:21:39,520
>> Second. Dreamy Joe is challenging. And

531
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,400
now going into the lead. It's Dreamy

532
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,840
Joe. Fearless.

533
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,240
>> Dreamy Joe. Don't you remember? Not

534
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,559
today.

535
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:46,880
>> Demon is fourth. Dreamy Joe is moving

536
00:21:44,559 --> 00:21:49,679
fast. He's in front by a half a length.

537
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:52,159
Dreamy Joe is drawing clear. It's Dreamy

538
00:21:49,679 --> 00:21:54,799
Joe by elect. Fieldless Champ is second

539
00:21:52,159 --> 00:21:57,600
by two. And Green Demon moving up on the

540
00:21:54,799 --> 00:21:59,039
outside is third. It's Dreamy Joe out in

541
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:01,360
front. And Jackie Dale is looking back.

542
00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:03,919
>> What's the crook trying to do when Green

543
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:06,400
Demon is third and Bingo on the rail is

544
00:22:03,919 --> 00:22:08,400
fourth. It's Dreamy Joe, Green Demon,

545
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,679
and Fearless Champ. It's going to be a

546
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,520
driving finish. They're coming down to

547
00:22:09,679 --> 00:22:13,840
the wire. It's Joe, Green Demon,

548
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,919
Fearless Champ, and Bingo. And flashing

549
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:18,080
across the finish line, it's Green Demon

550
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:19,039
the winner. Fearless Champ second. Bingo

551
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,799
is third

552
00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:24,600
>> and Joe is fourth.

553
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:24,600
>> You didn't Green Demon.

554
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,480
>> How about that? I got to get out of this

555
00:22:28,559 --> 00:22:33,360
rack. This was too much of a gamble.

556
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:35,280
Close call. $4,200.

557
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:37,440
>> 4200.

558
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,640
I feel better already. Maybe if we could

559
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,799
plant a little of this, we could grow a

560
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:43,200
money tree. Hey, here's that tab we took

561
00:22:40,799 --> 00:22:44,799
for that guy's 20. Did he come back? No.

562
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:47,039
When he does, get the 20 before he takes

563
00:22:44,799 --> 00:22:50,480
a little doll.

564
00:22:47,039 --> 00:22:53,360
Where is she?

565
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:55,120
How do you like that? Gone. Every time I

566
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:56,799
get big-hearted. When was the other

567
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:58,720
time?

568
00:22:56,799 --> 00:23:00,080
>> 20 bucks is 200 dimes. Think of all the

569
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,559
subway rides. Now find that little

570
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,960
Philly.

571
00:23:00,559 --> 00:23:05,039
>> Ah, forget it. You still won plenty.

572
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:07,200
Let's go someplace and celebrate. Let's

573
00:23:05,039 --> 00:23:08,720
drop in Big Steve's for a drink. We got

574
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,480
nothing to celebrate. Maybe tomorrow we

575
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,360
lose. That don't stop me from

576
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,559
celebrating.

577
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,720
>> Yeah, well, I wouldn't pay a cover

578
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:17,120
charge to hear that girl at Big Steve. I

579
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:22,360
heard her sing plenty in the gaties.

580
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:22,360
Besides, she sings flat. Sort of

581
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:30,941
>> all

582
00:23:28,921 --> 00:23:30,941
[singing]

583
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:41,760
my love [singing] for you. [music]

584
00:23:38,799 --> 00:23:45,440
The stars look down.

585
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:50,080
They seem to say

586
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:54,400
maybe love is on its way.

587
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:57,360
I'm having a [singing] wonderful way.

588
00:23:54,400 --> 00:24:01,071
I've been waiting so long.

589
00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:01,071
Time you were here. [singing]

590
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:07,760
The town's awake

591
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:12,720
and so am I.

592
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:17,039
In no mood to just sit by.

593
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:19,919
I'm having [singing] a wonderful wish.

594
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:24,200
How I want to belong

595
00:24:19,919 --> 00:24:24,200
time you were here.

596
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:34,919
Make me feel so alone.

597
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:41,960
I'd really like to do some [singing]

598
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,960
inome.

599
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:52,559
Why must they keep [singing] the moon so

600
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,720
bright?

601
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:57,600
I won't sleep [singing]

602
00:24:54,720 --> 00:25:02,640
awake tonight.

603
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:04,799
I'm having a wonderful wish. Got some

604
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:09,080
loving to do. [music]

605
00:25:04,799 --> 00:25:09,080
Time you were here.

606
00:25:09,137 --> 00:25:13,122
[music]

607
00:25:11,102 --> 00:25:13,122
[applause]

608
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:48,240
Hey kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

609
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:50,799
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty.

610
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:53,279
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. Hey

611
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:56,880
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. here.

612
00:25:53,279 --> 00:26:00,880
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

613
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:03,120
>> Oh, so you're the little kitty.

614
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:05,279
You know, I hate to turn a sweet little

615
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:07,919
doll like you over the sorrowful, but I

616
00:26:05,279 --> 00:26:10,919
got three mouths to feed. Two on my

617
00:26:07,919 --> 00:26:10,919
wife.

618
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:21,039
>> Well, well, well. For a guy that wasn't

619
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,799
coming here, you're awful present. Oh,

620
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:24,799
my scout troop is holding a meeting here

621
00:26:22,799 --> 00:26:26,000
tonight. How about the little doll? Did

622
00:26:24,799 --> 00:26:28,159
you get 20?

623
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,760
>> Her uh you know what never showed up.

624
00:26:28,159 --> 00:26:30,799
>> Well, her you know what better show. We

625
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,080
hold it till he does.

626
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:34,559
>> I'm awful hungry.

627
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,919
>> Hey, wait. Not it, will you? How about

628
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:40,600
that two cents worth of licorice?

629
00:26:35,919 --> 00:26:40,600
Hungry? You want to get jowls?

630
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,840
>> Hello, Steve.

631
00:26:43,679 --> 00:26:47,679
>> You are great tonight, Glattus. Sit on.

632
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,600
>> No thanks, Steve. I'm still just one of

633
00:26:47,679 --> 00:26:54,200
the help. Besides, I see an old friend

634
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:54,200
of mine. Enjoy yourself.

635
00:26:56,799 --> 00:27:00,480
>> She's going over to Sorrowful's table.

636
00:26:58,559 --> 00:27:02,320
>> If she does, she'll have to buy her own

637
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,360
coffee.

638
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,880
>> Hello.

639
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:06,640
>> Oh, hello, Glattus.

640
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,760
>> Uh, Regret and I were in the

641
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,520
neighborhood. We just thought we'd drop

642
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,480
in and catch your act. So, you've been

643
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,039
taking singing lessons.

644
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:14,320
>> That's right.

645
00:27:11,039 --> 00:27:16,400
>> But not enough.

646
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:18,000
>> Babysitting to earn some spending money.

647
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:20,960
>> Her father left her in the horse room

648
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,159
for a $20 marker. The horse lost and old

649
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,720
man hasn't showed.

650
00:27:22,159 --> 00:27:26,799
>> I wish my daddy would come.

651
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,080
>> Why don't you phone her, father?

652
00:27:26,799 --> 00:27:28,960
>> Why didn't you think of that? Let me

653
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,919
have a nickel.

654
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,799
>> What's your name?

655
00:27:29,919 --> 00:27:32,320
>> Martha Jane.

656
00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:35,600
>> Martha Jane what?

657
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:39,039
>> Martha Jane? What? Martha Jane Smith.

658
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:40,799
>> Oh, Smith figures. All you have to do is

659
00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:42,320
look in the phone book and find a Smith.

660
00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:45,360
>> Do you know where you live?

661
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:49,760
>> I live in a big tall house with lots and

662
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:51,919
lots of windows and doors.

663
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,440
doors.

664
00:27:51,919 --> 00:27:54,880
>> Sorrowful. Why don't you call the police

665
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,320
and let them handle this? They'll know

666
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,520
what to do.

667
00:27:56,320 --> 00:28:00,399
>> Hand this little Philly over to the

668
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,679
cops. Not in your life. Why? They'd

669
00:28:00,399 --> 00:28:02,640
fingerprint her. She'd have a record

670
00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:05,520
overnight.

671
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:06,799
>> Sa loves Martha Jane very much. In fact,

672
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:10,640
20 bucks worth.

673
00:28:06,799 --> 00:28:12,640
>> I wish my daddy would come. I'm hungry.

674
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:15,120
>> Haven't you ordered her anything to eat?

675
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:18,240
>> Eat? You want to ruin this kid's figure?

676
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:20,080
>> Mr. Sorful doesn't like me.

677
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,960
>> Oh, of course he does, Marthon. He's

678
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:25,039
going to buy you a big dinner

679
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:27,919
or I'm going to call the cops myself and

680
00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:31,039
then Uncle Sorful will be out 20 big

681
00:28:27,919 --> 00:28:32,880
crisp dollar bills.

682
00:28:31,039 --> 00:28:36,399
>> Waiter, bring this little lady the

683
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:38,159
works. Bowl of cornflakes, two spoons.

684
00:28:36,399 --> 00:28:39,600
>> I got a little girl like that at home. I

685
00:28:38,159 --> 00:28:41,120
give her steak for supper. [music]

686
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,880
>> After the tip you get tonight, she'll be

687
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:46,000
back on cornflakes.

688
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:47,600
>> I like steak for supper.

689
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,679
This kid's been around. Why don't you

690
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:52,480
order fillet minion?

691
00:28:49,679 --> 00:28:53,840
>> Oh, thank you. And with mushrooms,

692
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,919
please.

693
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,520
>> And a baked potato and some spinach.

694
00:28:55,919 --> 00:28:59,279
>> And a nice big glass of milk and some

695
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:02,000
strawberry shortcake. That's what I give

696
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:02,960
my kid for supper. Now, what can I do

697
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,440
for you?

698
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,440
>> Adopt me.

699
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,840
Why don't you wake her up and let her

700
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,279
finish her own steak? Shh.

701
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:23,679
>> Little doll needs rest. It's very

702
00:29:21,279 --> 00:29:25,520
healthy.

703
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:27,120
>> Where does she spend the night?

704
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,120
>> Hey, maybe we could uh get her in at the

705
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,559
YWCA.

706
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,399
Nope. I guess not. We couldn't keep an

707
00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:33,440
eye on her there. Looks like we've got

708
00:29:32,399 --> 00:29:35,440
her on our hands.

709
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:37,520
>> Our hands? You didn't say anything about

710
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,960
odd 20 bucks.

711
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:42,159
>> You better take her up to your room and

712
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:44,000
put her to bed. I'm no nurse maid.

713
00:29:42,159 --> 00:29:46,000
Besides, my room is too small. I sleep

714
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,399
standing up now. Why couldn't one of you

715
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,840
do?

716
00:29:46,399 --> 00:29:49,679
>> I'd like to, sorrowful, but I don't

717
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:53,039
finish until 1:00, and this poor kid's

718
00:29:49,679 --> 00:29:55,279
got to get to bed right now.

719
00:29:53,039 --> 00:29:57,039
>> Look, we only got one bed at my house,

720
00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:57,679
and my wife even objects to me sharing

721
00:29:57,039 --> 00:29:58,880
it with her.

722
00:29:57,679 --> 00:30:00,399
>> Well, let's wake the chit up. Maybe

723
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,679
she'll think of something. Maybe she

724
00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:03,120
wants to hang around till you finish at

725
00:30:01,679 --> 00:30:03,840
1:00. We can slip her some strong

726
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,520
coffee.

727
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,799
>> Sorville, for once in your life, why

728
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,720
don't you do something nice for

729
00:30:06,799 --> 00:30:11,120
somebody?

730
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:13,039
>> Okay. Okay, I'm the fall guy. I could

731
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:17,399
see it coming. The minute you make a few

732
00:30:13,039 --> 00:30:17,399
bucks, everybody wants to move in.

733
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:22,320
>> Say, waiter, will you wrap up the rest

734
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:26,960
of that steak for my dog? I'll get a

735
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:30,399
bag. You haven't had a dog. Quiet.

736
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:32,640
Come on, shorts. This is it. Come on.

737
00:30:30,399 --> 00:30:34,399
We're traveling.

738
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,760
>> Did my daddy come yet?

739
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,880
>> No, but if he doesn't come by morning,

740
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,799
I'm going to put an ad in the scratch

741
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,320
sheet. You're going home with me. Sorful

742
00:30:38,799 --> 00:30:41,600
will be very nice to you, honey. He'll

743
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,640
take care of you until your father

744
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,279
comes.

745
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:50,440
>> I guess you're not really a monster, Mr.

746
00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:50,440
Sorrowful. You just look like one.

747
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:21,480
Mr. Well, I can undo this button.

748
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:29,360
>> You sure you haven't got this thing on

749
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:32,080
backwards or were you in the Navy?

750
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:36,039
>> Steady. Steady.

751
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:36,039
There you are. Okay,

752
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,799
>> there's one more.

753
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:50,240
>> Don't you ever knock

754
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:52,559
>> before, not after round. Let me see.

755
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,760
There you are. You okay?

756
00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:57,480
>> Thank you very much.

757
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,480
>> That'll be on your check.

758
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:10,000
Why dressing in the kitchen?

759
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,600
>> Oh, I've got a horse in my pocket and

760
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,159
the light hurts his eyes.

761
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,880
>> Oh,

762
00:32:12,159 --> 00:32:15,880
>> I knew you'd understand.

763
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:18,222
[cough and clears throat]

764
00:32:28,159 --> 00:32:32,799
Hey. Hey, the neighbors.

765
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,840
Keep it on. You're going to have to

766
00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:36,080
sleep in that.

767
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,039
>> But that's not healthy. I'd like a night

768
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,399
gown, please.

769
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:40,960
>> You'd like a night gown? Where do you

770
00:32:38,399 --> 00:32:42,720
think you are? In Park Avenue. You'll

771
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:45,200
sleep in that or sleep raw.

772
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:48,559
>> Sleep raw? What does that mean?

773
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:51,679
>> Well, that's when you I'll find

774
00:32:48,559 --> 00:32:51,679
something for you.

775
00:32:54,559 --> 00:32:58,559
Where's the bathroom, please?

776
00:32:56,799 --> 00:33:00,559
>> The powder room is there.

777
00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:03,519
>> Thank you, Mr. Sorrowful.

778
00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:07,320
>> Get your floor plan later.

779
00:33:03,519 --> 00:33:07,320
Got to have a night gown.

780
00:33:12,159 --> 00:33:16,720
>> Here's your night gown.

781
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:19,720
>> This doesn't look like a night gown.

782
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,720
>> Women

783
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,519
Hey, shorts.

784
00:33:41,919 --> 00:33:45,600
Drag your royal chassis out of there and

785
00:33:43,519 --> 00:33:46,559
hit the sack. I just made your bed for

786
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:49,679
you.

787
00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:49,679
>> I'm coming.

788
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:57,840
Is this a night gown?

789
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:58,559
>> What do you want? Shoulder pads.

790
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,799
>> Good night.

791
00:33:58,559 --> 00:34:01,799
>> Good night.

792
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:22,320
Well, pardon me. It's crowded, isn't it?

793
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,800
You sure you're comfortable?

794
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:26,480
>> Oh, yes. It's nice and soft.

795
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,639
>> Yeah. Well, can I get you anything? A

796
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:31,200
salami sandwich or a glass of champagne?

797
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:32,879
>> I'm not hungry now. Maybe later.

798
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,679
>> Well, don't hesitate to call on me if

799
00:34:32,879 --> 00:34:39,560
anything turns up. I'll be on tap all

800
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:39,560
night waiting for your ring.

801
00:34:56,079 --> 00:35:01,839
>> Mr. Sorrowful,

802
00:34:58,079 --> 00:35:04,400
I want my daddy to come and get me.

803
00:35:01,839 --> 00:35:09,560
You want your daddy to come and get you.

804
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:09,560
Makes two of us. I get some shutye.

805
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:19,040
>> Mr. Sor,

806
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,800
my daddy used to sing to me when I

807
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:24,240
couldn't sleep.

808
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:27,760
>> Oh, that's nice.

809
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:30,160
>> Oh, please. Couldn't you sing to me?

810
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:33,359
Then I wouldn't feel so lonely and

811
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:37,400
scared. [snorts]

812
00:35:33,359 --> 00:35:37,400
>> Just when I was getting comfortable.

813
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:52,640
>> You got to have singing

814
00:35:47,359 --> 00:35:55,640
and a St. Louis woman went down a new

815
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,640
no

816
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:02,160
my

817
00:35:59,599 --> 00:36:04,000
need three other guys for that

818
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:07,800
I'll read your story huh

819
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,800
>> oh please sing

820
00:36:08,079 --> 00:36:13,119
>> rockabye baby [singing]

821
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:14,880
on the tree top

822
00:36:13,119 --> 00:36:18,000
with

823
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:21,599
Da dee da da da.

824
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:28,640
Here's a smart horse. I'll bet him to

825
00:36:21,599 --> 00:36:31,599
show. He'll run in the money at Pimo.

826
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:34,560
This one's a sleeper.

827
00:36:31,599 --> 00:36:38,640
Hope you're the same.

828
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:42,960
Here's a good chieman's

829
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:48,400
name. Lie in your pock.

830
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:52,280
out winning sheep and put 20 fish on

831
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,280
little B peep.

832
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,680
Wow.

833
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,320
Goodbye baby

834
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:15,599
when place and show.

835
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:17,280
>> Mr. Will you scrub my back clean?

836
00:37:15,599 --> 00:37:18,240
>> Can't bend down. I got a short circuit

837
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,920
in my neck.

838
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:25,920
>> You scrub my back away.

839
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:30,000
>> A big breakfast. Oh, that's wonderful.

840
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:32,400
I could hold her head under with

841
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:35,800
control yourself.

842
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,800
Please, Mr.

843
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:40,880
>> Things you have to do for 20 bucks.

844
00:37:39,359 --> 00:37:43,880
Okay, give it to me.

845
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,880
>> Rockab

846
00:37:47,119 --> 00:37:49,520
saved by the bell.

847
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:53,079
>> Do you want me to answer?

848
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:53,079
>> Not in that costume.

849
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,480
>> Oh, hello.

850
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,839
>> Good morning. Are you the lady of the

851
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,079
house?

852
00:38:03,839 --> 00:38:07,200
>> Stop it. I'm very busy. What are you

853
00:38:06,079 --> 00:38:09,200
doing here?

854
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:12,079
>> Is that my daddy?

855
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,760
>> It's me, honey. Glattus. This is great

856
00:38:12,079 --> 00:38:14,720
atmosphere for the kid. What time do the

857
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,000
bats fly out?

858
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,880
>> Well, I didn't run it for a nursery.

859
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,040
What's your mission?

860
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,240
>> I got some oatmeal here for

861
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,240
>> What' you think I was going to give her?

862
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:24,320
Pickled octopus. I got coffee on the

863
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:26,160
stove right now and donuts.

864
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:29,040
>> That's what I mean.

865
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:30,720
>> Mr. Starful, the water's getting awful

866
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,000
cold.

867
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:33,520
Okay.

868
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,960
>> Where are you going with that coffee?

869
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,839
>> Well, the kid needs hot water. My

870
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,079
coffee's weak.

871
00:38:35,839 --> 00:38:39,359
>> Put that back. I'll finish your bath and

872
00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:40,000
I'll make her some breakfast. Where's

873
00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:41,200
the milk?

874
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,560
>> Where it always is. In front of my

875
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,320
neighbor's door. It's

876
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,079
>> a good thing I showed up or she'd have

877
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,440
the first case of Berry Berry on

878
00:38:46,079 --> 00:38:49,040
Broadway.

879
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,560
>> Berry Berry. Does she have to have two

880
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,920
of everything?

881
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,920
>> Hello, Martha Jane.

882
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,599
>> Hello, Miss Gran.

883
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,880
>> I was doing fine with her. I had a high

884
00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:59,520
gloss on her shoulders.

885
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:01,839
>> Mr. Sorful, why don't you claim yourself

886
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:03,119
with me and Miss Glattus can scrub both

887
00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:04,720
of our backs.

888
00:39:03,119 --> 00:39:06,320
>> Sure. Get in, Soral.

889
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,880
>> No thanks. I haven't got my water wings

890
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,119
here.

891
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:11,680
>> Besides, it might shrink his money belt.

892
00:39:09,119 --> 00:39:14,079
>> That's enough. My racket. Move over.

893
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,800
>> All right, you wash. I'll dry. Where's a

894
00:39:14,079 --> 00:39:16,560
clean towel?

895
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:18,000
>> In the closet with a clean shirt under

896
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,599
the tomato juice and the cookies.

897
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,960
>> Well, this is a nice homey little

898
00:39:19,599 --> 00:39:22,560
picture.

899
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,720
>> Always lock your door, Sable. That's

900
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:28,240
rule number one. Come out here a minute.

901
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:28,240
I want to talk to you.

902
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,560
Hey, Steve. I can explain everything. I

903
00:39:33,599 --> 00:39:35,760
know what you're thinking. You're

904
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,280
thinking the minute you turn your back,

905
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,920
she runs into some handsome guy's

906
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,280
apartment.

907
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,359
>> I'm just thinking, what a swirl kid she

908
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,440
is coming into a crummy joint like this

909
00:39:41,359 --> 00:39:44,960
just to give that little doll a bath.

910
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,400
>> Yeah, well, it's quite possible she'd

911
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,920
come up here to see me.

912
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:51,720
>> Well, if that occurs to you again, take

913
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,720
a good look in the mirror.

914
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:56,640
>> Well, everybody can't have blue eyes.

915
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,240
I came by here to make you a business

916
00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:01,440
proposition.

917
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:02,960
>> Oh well, after what I won on Dreamy Joe.

918
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,480
It's like you were singing in my ear.

919
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,280
>> I need 5,000.

920
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,720
>> Song's over.

921
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,040
>> It's got to be a big killing this time.

922
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:11,040
I'm on the cuff again. My only odds to

923
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:13,359
slip Dreamy Joe that last speedball.

924
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,720
>> Yeah, but $5,000.

925
00:40:13,359 --> 00:40:16,640
>> I'm going to Chicago to lay it off. I

926
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:18,400
don't want to hurt the track odds. Why?

927
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:20,000
Dreamy Joe ought to be 10 to one.

928
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,359
>> Yeah, but we did so well with 1,000.

929
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,160
Can't we try again with 1,000?

930
00:40:21,359 --> 00:40:26,720
>> Think Steve said five. Maybe I should

931
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:29,359
write it out for you on your chest.

932
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:30,880
>> No thanks. I can remember.

933
00:40:29,359 --> 00:40:33,359
>> 5,000?

934
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,720
Where can I find 5,000? Boss, you want I

935
00:40:33,359 --> 00:40:36,960
should take a personal look?

936
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:38,160
>> No, wait a minute. Look, Sorrow, we're

937
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,280
trying to work this out like

938
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,119
businessmen.

939
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,640
>> Glad you brought along your secretary.

940
00:40:41,119 --> 00:40:43,760
>> But if you'd rather have a lump on your

941
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,480
head, for instance, that can be

942
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:48,839
arranged.

943
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:48,839
>> Okay. Okay, you've got it.

944
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,079
>> Oh, thanks.

945
00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:57,839
5,000. That's a lot of zeros.

946
00:40:56,319 --> 00:41:00,880
>> You don't mind picking up a little easy

947
00:40:57,839 --> 00:41:02,319
money, do you?

948
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,560
>> Won't have to sign this check. The bank

949
00:41:02,319 --> 00:41:05,920
will recognize the teardrops.

950
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:08,000
>> By the way, the racing commission just

951
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,599
suspended me for 30 days. They're

952
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,400
investigating that last race. Took away

953
00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:12,480
my license.

954
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,960
>> Oh, well, that's that. No license, no

955
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,160
race, no $5,000. Drop around when the

956
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,079
deal is straightened out. We'll

957
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,760
>> just a minute. I got it figured. All we

958
00:41:18,079 --> 00:41:21,839
have to do is register Dreamy Joe with a

959
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,480
new owner S. Taylor Henderson.

960
00:41:21,839 --> 00:41:25,119
>> Who's that?

961
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:28,480
>> Me. Want to make something of it?

962
00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:30,240
>> No. I think it's a wonderful idea if the

963
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:32,160
racing commission is crazy in the head.

964
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:34,800
>> What's wrong with me owning a horse? Am

965
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:36,560
I a crook or something?

966
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,880
>> He asked the questions and answers them,

967
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,560
too. No. All I know is if there's

968
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,720
anything missing in the state of New

969
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:44,800
York, once over Sam is always the

970
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:47,280
favorite. And everybody knows you work

971
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:49,119
for Big Steve. Pardon me while I cook up

972
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:53,000
a little breakfast.

973
00:41:49,119 --> 00:41:53,000
You know, he might be right.

974
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:59,440
>> A new proposition, Sissoon.

975
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:01,920
>> I can't let you pass up this deal. It

976
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:03,520
just means too much to both of us. We

977
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,640
can find a new owner for Dreamy Joe when

978
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,800
it's incidental.

979
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:09,680
>> Yeah. What's more important is my 5,000.

980
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:12,800
>> Why sure it is. And a bundle you can

981
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:14,400
grab. Listen, sorrowful, you can't lose.

982
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,560
Dreamy Joe takes the speed ball, he

983
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:18,160
wins. That's ABC.

984
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,960
>> And I get a big stack of the necessary.

985
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,280
That's DEF.

986
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:25,480
>> You got my word for it. Why? You don't

987
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,480
think I'd cross you, do you?

988
00:42:26,079 --> 00:42:32,160
>> No. Why? You'll win so much money you'll

989
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:33,440
have to crawl over it to get into bed.

990
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,880
>> Hey, you know, you got me hemmed in

991
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:37,040
there, but I'm beginning to like it.

992
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:39,440
>> Why? Why you'll win so many $100 bills

993
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:41,920
that you couldn't even stuff them into a

994
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,760
box like that? What else can I tell you?

995
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:46,240
Go ahead, write out the check.

996
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:49,359
>> Check? Say, if it's that good, you can

997
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:49,359
have the cash.

998
00:42:53,839 --> 00:42:58,240
5,000

999
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:00,480
>> right now. All we got to do is dig up a

1000
00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:02,800
new owner to front for Dreamy Joe.

1001
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:04,319
Somebody we both know, honest and

1002
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,240
reliable.

1003
00:43:04,319 --> 00:43:08,960
>> Well, everybody speaks highly of the

1004
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:11,839
Statue of Liberty.

1005
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:15,960
>> Mr. Sful, I'm all dry now.

1006
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:15,960
>> Well, get wet again. I'm busy.

1007
00:43:18,079 --> 00:43:21,359
Steve, what about that little character?

1008
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,880
She has an on his face.

1009
00:43:21,359 --> 00:43:24,000
>> Give Dreamy Joe to that kid. Are you

1010
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,440
crazy?

1011
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,520
>> Steve, talk about Anna. She wouldn't

1012
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,119
know one load of dice from another. And

1013
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,640
she couldn't double crosses. Not with me

1014
00:43:29,119 --> 00:43:32,000
here watching her.

1015
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,680
>> Well, maybe you got an angle.

1016
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,040
>> She hasn't had time to be crooked.

1017
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,440
>> Who is she anyway?

1018
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,000
>> Oh, one of the neighbors kids. She uses

1019
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,599
my tub.

1020
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,200
>> What's her name?

1021
00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:43,119
>> Martha Jane Smith.

1022
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:46,400
>> Okay, tell Martha Jane she's running in

1023
00:43:43,119 --> 00:43:46,400
the feature race Thursday.

1024
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:51,920
and tell her not to go shooting her

1025
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:54,240
mouth off to the other kids.

1026
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:56,480
>> Hey Glattus, how about a little

1027
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:58,560
breakfast to touch yours?

1028
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,800
>> I'm staying here so Sorful doesn't give

1029
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:02,800
the kid an after breakfast cigar.

1030
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:06,200
>> Okay, but don't let this get to be a

1031
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,200
habit, would you?

1032
00:44:08,319 --> 00:44:11,359
>> What's everybody doing up in the

1033
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:14,400
daytime?

1034
00:44:11,359 --> 00:44:16,720
>> Oh, I thought it was my daddy. It's only

1035
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:18,240
regret.

1036
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,720
>> Get rid of the kid.

1037
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:22,440
>> What?

1038
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:22,440
>> Get rid of the kid.

1039
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,839
>> Okay, shorts. Get dressed.

1040
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,319
>> Come on, honey. Time to get dressed for

1041
00:44:25,839 --> 00:44:27,920
breakfast.

1042
00:44:26,319 --> 00:44:30,079
>> Can I have some bacon, please?

1043
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:33,359
>> Bacon? I just bought your whole horse.

1044
00:44:30,079 --> 00:44:35,520
>> For my very own What color?

1045
00:44:33,359 --> 00:44:36,720
>> Plaid? Who cares what color does a mile

1046
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,160
137 with blinkers?

1047
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:39,520
>> Could I see it, please?

1048
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,400
>> Sure. We'll all run out to the track and

1049
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,800
I'll show it to you and I'll get

1050
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,880
dressed.

1051
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:46,720
>> Come on.

1052
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:49,520
Sorful, what's all this about a horse?

1053
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:50,319
>> I'll tell you later. A horse is just

1054
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,200
what she needs.

1055
00:44:50,319 --> 00:44:52,640
>> What's eating you?

1056
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,960
>> They found her old man in the East

1057
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:56,800
River. Paul Smith, like it says here,

1058
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,720
bookmaker's ticket for 20 bucks in his

1059
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:00,880
pocket on Dreamy Joe.

1060
00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:02,640
>> Poor kid.

1061
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:06,680
We better turn her over to the police.

1062
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:06,680
They'll know where to find her mother.

1063
00:45:09,111 --> 00:45:10,880
[crying]

1064
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,839
>> Well, don't stand there. Get her

1065
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,839
dressed.

1066
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,119
Gladice, will you help me with these

1067
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:26,920
buttons, please?

1068
00:45:23,119 --> 00:45:26,920
>> Sure, Martha Jane.

1069
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,480
Guess you'd like to go home and see your

1070
00:45:29,839 --> 00:45:32,400
mommy.

1071
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,119
>> I can't do that.

1072
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:36,640
>> Why not?

1073
00:45:33,119 --> 00:45:38,800
>> My daddy said she's never coming back. I

1074
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:41,800
only kind of remember what she looked

1075
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,800
like.

1076
00:45:46,446 --> 00:45:48,466
>> [music]

1077
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:06,640
>> Whoa, Dreamy Joe. Miss Glattus, is this

1078
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,400
really my horse?

1079
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:11,359
>> Sure, Martha Jane. It's a present for

1080
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:13,200
Mr. Soral.

1081
00:46:11,359 --> 00:46:13,760
Nice outfit Glattis picked up for the

1082
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,800
kid.

1083
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:18,720
>> Yeah, she's a big spender with my money.

1084
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:21,119
>> How much of the deal does Glattis know?

1085
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:22,560
>> She knows a very good percentage. I had

1086
00:46:21,119 --> 00:46:24,880
to tell her about needing the kid for a

1087
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,400
few days so we could run Dreamy Joe.

1088
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,680
Anyway, she likes the kid to have fun

1089
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,720
with a horse

1090
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:32,240
>> and the speed ball and the FIA.

1091
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:34,079
>> She wouldn't understand. She's one of

1092
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:36,319
those high-minded dames. Thinks gambling

1093
00:46:34,079 --> 00:46:39,040
is a sport, but the kid stays with you

1094
00:46:36,319 --> 00:46:39,680
till after the race. You're in good

1095
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,560
shape.

1096
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:44,880
>> Oh, very good shape. First, I'm holding

1097
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:46,640
a hot kid the cops would love to find.

1098
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,560
Second, a gent was murdered with my

1099
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:51,040
marker in his pocket. Third, I'm in a

1100
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:53,119
racket not considered legal. Fourth, I'm

1101
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:55,839
mixed up in a questionable race. And

1102
00:46:53,119 --> 00:46:57,920
here on my thumbs, if I try to resign, a

1103
00:46:55,839 --> 00:47:01,960
couple of my business associates would

1104
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,960
beat me to death with their pinkies.

1105
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,440
>> I'm in good shape.

1106
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:11,440
Thank you very much, Mr. Starful. I'm

1107
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,839
learning how to ride him.

1108
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:15,359
>> Don't make any long range plans. This

1109
00:47:13,839 --> 00:47:16,720
hay burner's been around the track so

1110
00:47:15,359 --> 00:47:18,079
long he can read his own odds in the

1111
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:22,040
tote port. [laughter]

1112
00:47:18,079 --> 00:47:22,040
>> Give me up, Dreamy Joe.

1113
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,760
>> Hang on, little lady. That's a spirited

1114
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:32,240
horse. He might throw you.

1115
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:34,480
>> Ah, this hab can read his own odds on

1116
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:38,119
the tote board.

1117
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,119
Yes, Dreamy Joe.

1118
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,280
>> How much can Dreamy Joe win for her

1119
00:47:40,319 --> 00:47:43,440
Thursday?

1120
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:46,000
>> Purse is 3500.

1121
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,960
>> Hey, you don't think the kid really gets

1122
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,240
the money, do you?

1123
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,400
>> Well, I've always heard that the owner

1124
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:51,839
gets the purse.

1125
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,440
>> New Year's Day, I want a turkey and a

1126
00:47:51,839 --> 00:47:54,000
fixed raffle. That's my charity for this

1127
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:57,119
season.

1128
00:47:54,000 --> 00:48:00,920
>> Now, wait a minute. Uhoh. Don't look

1129
00:47:57,119 --> 00:48:00,920
now. It's Mr. Rearen.

1130
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:04,880
>> Scatter. If he asks for me, tell him I

1131
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:06,800
joined the Foreign Legion.

1132
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,079
No dice, Sorful. I'll lead him straight

1133
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,200
to you. Unless you tell me that Martha

1134
00:48:08,079 --> 00:48:11,119
Jane gets the wind purse. Are

1135
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,480
>> you crazy? This is the law. I know. If

1136
00:48:11,119 --> 00:48:13,440
he finds a kid here with me, I'll be up

1137
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,200
to my ears and handcuffs.

1138
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,319
>> Well, then talk fast. The prison gates

1139
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:18,640
are opening.

1140
00:48:16,319 --> 00:48:19,920
>> Okay, I'll give her a quarter.

1141
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,359
>> The whole thing?

1142
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,440
>> A half.

1143
00:48:21,359 --> 00:48:27,240
>> All or nothing.

1144
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:27,240
>> Okay. Nothing.

1145
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:32,480
>> You wouldn't really tell him, would you?

1146
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,440
>> I'm not going to give up any part of it.

1147
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,440
>> Oh, Mr. Rick.

1148
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:39,680
>> Okay. Okay. I'm in a spot and you know

1149
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:43,599
it. The kid gets it all.

1150
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:46,000
>> Come on, shorts. Exerciser.

1151
00:48:43,599 --> 00:48:49,960
Here you go.

1152
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,960
Give him a fast brush off.

1153
00:48:53,119 --> 00:48:57,520
>> Hello, Glattus.

1154
00:48:54,640 --> 00:49:00,240
>> Hi. Who's minding City Hall?

1155
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:02,079
>> It's in good hands. I just came out here

1156
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:04,400
to have a talk with Sarville. I hear

1157
00:49:02,079 --> 00:49:06,160
he's latched on to a little girl.

1158
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,920
>> It's me and I'm a big girl.

1159
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:11,280
>> I'm talking about the little Smith kid

1160
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:13,040
who was left with sorrowful as a mocker.

1161
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,880
>> Oh, you know about her.

1162
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:16,480
>> Registering a horse in the kid's name is

1163
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,400
a funny way of trying to hide her.

1164
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:20,000
>> Look, Mr. Rearen, if you could just sort

1165
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:22,240
of not see her around here for a couple

1166
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,400
of days, just until Dreamy Joe runs, she

1167
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:26,000
might win $3,500.

1168
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,040
>> She'd still be an orphan and I'd still

1169
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,119
have to turn her in.

1170
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,559
>> Yeah, but she'd get an awful good start.

1171
00:49:29,119 --> 00:49:31,599
She'd be a big sport with the other

1172
00:49:30,559 --> 00:49:33,359
kids.

1173
00:49:31,599 --> 00:49:34,720
I just want to have a look at her. I

1174
00:49:33,359 --> 00:49:35,839
didn't say I was going to put the cuffs

1175
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:37,200
on her.

1176
00:49:35,839 --> 00:49:38,240
>> You mean there's a heart under that

1177
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:42,760
badge?

1178
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:42,760
>> I hear it ticking once in a while.

1179
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:56,720
>> Is he gone?

1180
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:57,920
Oh, hi, Mr. Ren. What's new? What are

1181
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:58,960
you doing down the track? Some horse

1182
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,000
steal a blanket?

1183
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,000
>> Where's the little girl?

1184
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,280
>> Little girl? What little girl? Say, if

1185
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,640
you get any hot information on these

1186
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,559
dogs around here, let me know. I'd like

1187
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:07,839
to bet a little careful one.

1188
00:50:06,559 --> 00:50:08,559
>> The Smith girl.

1189
00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:10,079
>> Smith?

1190
00:50:08,559 --> 00:50:11,760
>> Oh, I know a lot of Smiths.

1191
00:50:10,079 --> 00:50:13,119
>> Martha James Smith.

1192
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:16,480
>> Oh. Oh. Oh, that must be one of the

1193
00:50:13,119 --> 00:50:18,400
newer Smiths. Thank you very much. Got

1194
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,119
to keep the flies out. Say, how tall is

1195
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,000
she?

1196
00:50:19,119 --> 00:50:21,119
>> Like so.

1197
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,319
>> Oh, blonde or brunette?

1198
00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:23,359
>> Sort of blonde?

1199
00:50:22,319 --> 00:50:23,920
>> Oh, boy or girl?

1200
00:50:23,359 --> 00:50:24,880
>> Girl.

1201
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,880
>> Oh, a girl. Girl.

1202
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,800
>> And quit stalling, sorrowful.

1203
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:31,119
>> Oh, it doesn't sound like anybody I

1204
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,960
know. Hey, maybe that's your kid.

1205
00:50:31,119 --> 00:50:34,720
>> That's a jockey. I'm talking about the

1206
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:37,040
kid you're trying to hide.

1207
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:38,079
>> Me? Hide? Hide? What? It's all I have to

1208
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,839
do is hide a kid.

1209
00:50:38,079 --> 00:50:41,839
>> Okay, you don't know anything. So, I'll

1210
00:50:39,839 --> 00:50:43,920
tell you something. We fished a guy out

1211
00:50:41,839 --> 00:50:46,000
of the East River. He had one of your

1212
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:48,240
bedding receipts in his pocket. He was

1213
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:50,800
the little girl's father.

1214
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:52,160
>> Oh, we ought to pass the hat for her.

1215
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,200
Maybe he could use my hat, huh?

1216
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:56,160
>> You know what they do to you for

1217
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:58,400
kidnapping? They sit you in a big chair.

1218
00:50:56,160 --> 00:51:00,880
They strap your legs in. They strap your

1219
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:04,880
arms in on your head. They put a steel

1220
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:06,160
cap. Then they turn on the electricity.

1221
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:12,760
>> Does it hurt you?

1222
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:12,760
>> Hurt you? It ruins you. See you later.

1223
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:17,640
Take these to homicide. Yes, sir.

1224
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:23,119
>> Pick up a Smith kid.

1225
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:24,640
>> No, left her with sorrowful.

1226
00:51:23,119 --> 00:51:27,680
>> You left that poor little girl with

1227
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:29,359
sorrowful Jones. Uh, we can pick her up

1228
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:31,119
anytime.

1229
00:51:29,359 --> 00:51:34,000
Meanwhile, she's the only lead we've got

1230
00:51:31,119 --> 00:51:36,319
in the Smith murder case. You know,

1231
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:38,319
something must be cooking when Big Steve

1232
00:51:36,319 --> 00:51:40,960
leaves town and turns his horse over to

1233
00:51:38,319 --> 00:51:42,960
a four-year-old child. I don't think

1234
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:46,079
Saral's smart enough to be mixed up in

1235
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:47,760
it. Anyway, I'll keep my eyes on them.

1236
00:51:46,079 --> 00:51:49,920
>> But it's like leaving a baby with a pack

1237
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:51,280
of wolves. In fact, it is leaving a baby

1238
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,720
with a pack of wolves.

1239
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,640
>> Oh, I don't know. The kid could do

1240
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:57,119
worse. Got a match,

1241
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:59,440
>> right?

1242
00:51:57,119 --> 00:52:00,800
Craziest thing I ever heard of. Horse

1243
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,079
can't run in a three-year-old class

1244
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,440
anymore, so the little doll wants to

1245
00:52:02,079 --> 00:52:05,200
give him a birthday party.

1246
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:06,800
>> So, she gets some fun out of it. Let her

1247
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,000
store up a few laughs. She'll need to

1248
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,280
draw on them later.

1249
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,960
>> What more does she want? She's getting

1250
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,559
half of the wind purse.

1251
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:15,280
>> Half?

1252
00:52:12,559 --> 00:52:19,119
>> Maybe three quarters.

1253
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:23,359
>> Okay. Okay. She gets it all. Watch it.

1254
00:52:19,119 --> 00:52:27,359
>> Happy birthday to you. [singing]

1255
00:52:23,359 --> 00:52:31,440
Happy birthday to you.

1256
00:52:27,359 --> 00:52:35,171
Happy birthday, Dreamy Joe.

1257
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:36,000
>> Hey. Hey. Happy birthday to you.

1258
00:52:35,171 --> 00:52:37,200
[singing]

1259
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,200
>> Oh, that's wonderful.

1260
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,160
>> I win the big race on Victory King. You

1261
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,839
won't miss the posies.

1262
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,280
>> Oh, thank you very much. Let's make a

1263
00:52:41,839 --> 00:52:46,280
wish for Dreamy Joe. Come on, Martha

1264
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:46,280
Jane.

1265
00:52:50,319 --> 00:52:53,440
Miss Glattus, can you join his presents

1266
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,200
now?

1267
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:59,160
>> Sure. That's what presents are for.

1268
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:59,160
Gentlemen, be seated.

1269
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:09,760
>> Look, honey, this is what your jockey

1270
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:12,880
will wear.

1271
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:14,880
MJS Martha Jane Smith.

1272
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:16,960
>> Didn't you and Joe get a lot of nice

1273
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:19,680
presents? I should say so.

1274
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:21,680
>> Mr. Starful, what did you bring?

1275
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:23,920
>> Oh, I got a present. I didn't come

1276
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:26,000
empty-handed. Look at that.

1277
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,800
>> Look at that, Mr. Sorrowful.

1278
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,319
>> Sugar.

1279
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,280
>> You might at least take the automat

1280
00:53:28,319 --> 00:53:30,480
wrappers off.

1281
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,359
>> That's the same sugar they give you at

1282
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:34,079
the Waldorf.

1283
00:53:31,359 --> 00:53:35,359
>> Thank you, Mr. Sorrowful for Dreamy Joe.

1284
00:53:34,079 --> 00:53:37,920
>> What did you bring him?

1285
00:53:35,359 --> 00:53:40,559
>> I have a pencil for him. All the other

1286
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:43,760
horses have mascots for luck. I want

1287
00:53:40,559 --> 00:53:45,920
Dreamy Joe to have my doll.

1288
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:47,440
Well, I think that's the very nicest

1289
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:50,839
present of all.

1290
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,839
>> Thank you.

1291
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,400
>> Well, the drinks are on me. Look what I

1292
00:53:53,599 --> 00:53:56,400
brought.

1293
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:58,160
>> Thorful. I brought the quiet boy. Paper

1294
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,359
cups for everybody. There you are.

1295
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,240
Fiesta time, Doc.

1296
00:53:59,359 --> 00:54:01,680
>> What a party.

1297
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:03,040
>> Martha Jane, look.

1298
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:05,760
>> Somebody get a cup for the horse.

1299
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:07,839
>> Look for Dreamy Joe.

1300
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:09,920
>> Imagine Sorrowful Jones moving into an

1301
00:54:07,839 --> 00:54:11,760
apartment with an elevator. Not one

1302
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:14,240
bland lady waiting downstairs for the

1303
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:16,720
rent. Electric light in the hall has a

1304
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:19,520
lampshade. And talk about high class

1305
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:23,359
name. The claymore arm.

1306
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:26,160
>> Y. Why don't you get that thing fixed?

1307
00:54:23,359 --> 00:54:27,839
>> Wow. What do you know? Rug.

1308
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:30,160
>> Go on. Get ready for bed shorts.

1309
00:54:27,839 --> 00:54:31,520
>> Jimmy and I had a wonderful time at your

1310
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:32,240
party, Miss Glattus.

1311
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,720
>> Thank you.

1312
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:38,200
>> Her party? Who bought the paper cups?

1313
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:38,200
>> Good night, honey.

1314
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:44,599
>> See you when you come in to kiss me.

1315
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,599
Good night, Mr. Starful.

1316
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:50,240
>> That's a new thing. Kissing her good

1317
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,040
night. I don't know where she got the

1318
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:52,960
idea.

1319
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:55,520
>> Whose idea was a new apartment?

1320
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:57,040
>> Well, I had to get out of that one room.

1321
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,640
That little character was snoring like a

1322
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:00,400
freight engine going uphill.

1323
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:03,440
>> You know, Zoro, under that hide of

1324
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:04,880
yours. You're practically a person.

1325
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,319
>> Go on. You better head to the club. It's

1326
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:08,319
about time for you to do your number.

1327
00:55:06,319 --> 00:55:10,640
The one you sing off key.

1328
00:55:08,319 --> 00:55:12,960
>> I have a few minutes to spare. How about

1329
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,760
some quick hospitality?

1330
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:17,280
>> Huh?

1331
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:21,559
>> I'll sign an IOU for one drink.

1332
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:21,559
>> Okay, I'll spring.

1333
00:55:26,559 --> 00:55:29,359
>> You know, I'll be glad when this race is

1334
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:31,760
over so I can give the air to the little

1335
00:55:29,359 --> 00:55:34,400
doll. You know, it sort of cramps my

1336
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:36,160
style to have to lug her around.

1337
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,520
With a dog, it's different. You give him

1338
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:39,359
a couple of biscuits, toss them out in

1339
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:42,960
the back porch, and that's it. With a

1340
00:55:39,359 --> 00:55:46,400
kid, it's rough. They got buttons.

1341
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:48,079
>> Doesn't seem to bother you too much.

1342
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:51,119
Where are the two straws?

1343
00:55:48,079 --> 00:55:52,880
>> All I want is a taste.

1344
00:55:51,119 --> 00:55:54,720
>> I better keep an eye on her for when she

1345
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:56,480
starts losing too much weight.

1346
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:58,079
>> Are you insinuating I don't feed her?

1347
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,720
Besides, how much can she lose in 3

1348
00:55:58,079 --> 00:56:00,240
days?

1349
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:01,760
>> I've been thinking about that 3-day

1350
00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:04,079
limit. What comes after?

1351
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:07,200
>> Well, maybe she'll latch on to somebody.

1352
00:56:04,079 --> 00:56:09,359
Some nice couple with a front lawn.

1353
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:11,040
Have you been taking sentimental pills?

1354
00:56:09,359 --> 00:56:13,520
I haven't heard you talking about front

1355
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:16,880
lawn since that night in Omaha.

1356
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:19,599
>> Yeah, I'll never forget that. A

1357
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:22,640
wonderful little chop suich.

1358
00:56:19,599 --> 00:56:24,559
Boy, that was expensive.

1359
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:26,240
>> Well, after we tossed for the check, you

1360
00:56:24,559 --> 00:56:28,640
got kind of romantic.

1361
00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:29,920
>> Yeah, I guess I did. In those days, it

1362
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,599
seemed the most important thing in the

1363
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,200
world was to keep our stuff in closets

1364
00:56:31,599 --> 00:56:35,040
instead of trunks.

1365
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,400
>> Just to have a few flowers that weren't

1366
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,480
props.

1367
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,839
G, I hope Martha Jane gets a few laughs

1368
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:42,000
out of life.

1369
00:56:39,839 --> 00:56:44,960
>> You know, she's crazy about you.

1370
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:46,480
>> I'm crazy about her, too.

1371
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:49,960
>> If she had you and a father, she'd have

1372
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:49,960
a complete set.

1373
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:58,280
>> Sure, she would.

1374
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:58,280
>> Well, what about you and

1375
00:56:58,559 --> 00:57:01,880
Big Steve?

1376
00:57:04,559 --> 00:57:07,599
It's later than I thought.

1377
00:57:06,319 --> 00:57:09,119
>> How about your drink?

1378
00:57:07,599 --> 00:57:10,559
>> Pour it back in the bottle and dive

1379
00:57:09,119 --> 00:57:11,599
right in after it.

1380
00:57:10,559 --> 00:57:13,920
>> What are you sore about?

1381
00:57:11,599 --> 00:57:16,880
>> Sore? Who's sore? I just think I better

1382
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:20,880
get out of here, that's all.

1383
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:23,880
>> Steve might not like it.

1384
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,880
>> Dames.

1385
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,079
How you doing?

1386
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:39,520
>> Doesn't it lettuce look beautiful?

1387
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,799
>> Ant glattus. Now it's antlers. Come on,

1388
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:43,200
let's do the good night fit and get it

1389
00:57:40,799 --> 00:57:45,520
over with.

1390
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:47,119
>> Don't you like me, Mr. Sorrowful?

1391
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,559
>> Sure, you're okay, but I'm a busy man.

1392
00:57:47,119 --> 00:57:51,520
Now, grab some shutye. Huh?

1393
00:57:48,559 --> 00:57:54,960
>> Aren't you going to read me a story?

1394
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:59,880
>> Oh, we're in a rut.

1395
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:59,880
And not for a racing sheet again.

1396
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:04,799
>> That's the one Aunt Glattus sent me.

1397
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:07,440
>> Aunt Glattus, it's good you got rich

1398
00:58:04,799 --> 00:58:09,920
relatives. This is a story about little

1399
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:14,160
orphan Mary who had no parents, no

1400
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:15,760
money, no clothes, and no place to live.

1401
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:18,240
Cartoon comics.

1402
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:20,799
>> I know all that part. Skipper wish was

1403
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:23,119
in a burning house and her hands of feet

1404
00:58:20,799 --> 00:58:24,720
are tied.

1405
00:58:23,119 --> 00:58:26,160
Hey, you better give me this book and

1406
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:28,799
I'll buy you a new one. Huh?

1407
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:31,040
>> Buy your own book, tight rod.

1408
00:58:28,799 --> 00:58:32,400
>> Oh, not talking like that ain't nice.

1409
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:35,280
I've been meaning to speak to you about

1410
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:37,280
that. That's okay for you and me, but no

1411
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:40,079
telling who else might be listening.

1412
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:42,480
>> You mean God?

1413
00:58:40,079 --> 00:58:44,079
>> Yeah.

1414
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:49,040
Yeah.

1415
00:58:44,079 --> 00:58:51,760
>> Daddy said there's nobody named God.

1416
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:54,760
>> When did he say this? when my mommy went

1417
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,760
away.

1418
00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:00,720
>> Yeah.

1419
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:03,359
Well, I guess your old man did get kind

1420
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:06,160
of a tough break, but

1421
00:59:03,359 --> 00:59:08,000
what he said wasn't right. Not just

1422
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:10,240
right.

1423
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:13,599
I mean, there is somebody named God.

1424
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:16,000
>> Did you ever see him?

1425
00:59:13,599 --> 00:59:18,720
>> Well, he doesn't hang around horserooms

1426
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:21,359
very much. But if you ever want anything

1427
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:24,480
and you can't promote it for yourself, I

1428
00:59:21,359 --> 00:59:25,680
you just ask God and often as not he

1429
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:27,680
comes through.

1430
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:31,000
>> Do you write him letters like you do

1431
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:31,000
Santa Claus?

1432
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:36,799
>> That that's where praying comes in. You

1433
00:59:34,319 --> 00:59:40,880
say three cents.

1434
00:59:36,799 --> 00:59:42,079
>> Then you only had her pray. Please

1435
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:45,520
>> go to sleep.

1436
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:48,400
>> But I want to ask for something.

1437
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:51,119
I never knew a dame who didn't. Okay,

1438
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:52,400
get out of bed. Oh, don't tell anybody

1439
00:59:51,119 --> 00:59:55,359
about this. See, I don't want it to get

1440
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:57,119
around. Now, kneel down. Put your hands

1441
00:59:55,359 --> 00:59:58,720
together like this. Shut your eyes.

1442
00:59:57,119 --> 01:00:00,160
>> But why?

1443
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:02,160
>> How do I know? I don't make the rules.

1444
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:04,079
>> Who does?

1445
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:06,240
>> I like the racing commission makes the

1446
01:00:04,079 --> 01:00:08,319
rules at the track. I guess there must

1447
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:11,359
be a praying commission someplace.

1448
01:00:08,319 --> 01:00:15,280
>> Oh, what does the commission say I

1449
01:00:11,359 --> 01:00:16,559
should do now? Just say like this. Now I

1450
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,799
lay me down to sleep.

1451
01:00:16,559 --> 01:00:20,799
>> Now I lay me down to sleep.

1452
01:00:18,799 --> 01:00:23,119
>> I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

1453
01:00:20,799 --> 01:00:24,960
>> I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

1454
01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:27,200
>> If I should die before I wake,

1455
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:29,280
>> if I should die before I wake,

1456
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:32,000
>> I pray the Lord my soul to take.

1457
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:35,440
>> I pray the Lord my soul to take.

1458
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:37,359
>> And God bless sorrowful, gladest,

1459
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:39,839
regret, and everybody.

1460
01:00:37,359 --> 01:00:42,480
>> And God bless sorrowful and gladest and

1461
01:00:39,839 --> 01:00:44,640
regret and everybody.

1462
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:46,400
And Dreamy Joe, too.

1463
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,359
>> Oh, yeah. Him most of all. He's closest

1464
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:50,559
to going.

1465
01:00:47,359 --> 01:00:53,040
>> And Dreamy Joe most of all. He's closest

1466
01:00:50,559 --> 01:00:54,079
to going. Is that all?

1467
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,160
>> Yeah, that's the works.

1468
01:00:54,079 --> 01:00:57,440
>> But when do I ask for what I want?

1469
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:59,359
>> Oh, well, you better slip it in right

1470
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:03,200
now while your prayer's still hot.

1471
01:00:59,359 --> 01:01:06,200
>> Please, dear God. Bye, Mr. Sorrowful new

1472
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,200
suit.

1473
01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:11,480
>> But two pair of pants, please.

1474
01:01:22,799 --> 01:01:25,200
Where'd you get this?

1475
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:27,280
>> Picked it up in a pawn shop on Third

1476
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:29,280
Avenue. Figured it might be the one.

1477
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:32,000
>> Did you trace the pawn ticket?

1478
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:34,480
>> Hed last week by Mrs.

1479
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,680
Oliver Sims. Scrub lady. Seemed to be

1480
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,720
scared stiff when I wrote out the

1481
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,480
questions for her.

1482
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:40,400
>> Wrote out the questions? She's stoned

1483
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:42,880
death. Oh, where does she work?

1484
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:44,160
>> Big Steve Holloway Cafe. She says she

1485
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:46,799
found the watch on the floor in Big

1486
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:48,160
Steve's office. I think she was scared

1487
01:01:46,799 --> 01:01:51,319
because she hacked it instead of turning

1488
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:51,319
it in.

1489
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:55,160
Good seeing you.

1490
01:02:03,839 --> 01:02:07,160
Hello, Mr.

1491
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,799
Hello, Sam. Getting in condition?

1492
01:02:13,119 --> 01:02:17,040
>> Hello, Mr. Ridden.

1493
01:02:14,799 --> 01:02:18,480
>> What do you hear from Big Steve?

1494
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:20,720
>> Not a thing.

1495
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:22,559
>> Not a thing, sir.

1496
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,839
>> Yes, sir.

1497
01:02:22,559 --> 01:02:26,480
>> Shouldn't he be getting back from

1498
01:02:23,839 --> 01:02:28,240
Chicago soon? He wouldn't miss the big

1499
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:33,319
race tomorrow, would he?

1500
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:33,319
>> I don't know nothing, sir.

1501
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:49,319
What will I think of next?

1502
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:49,319
Mine just goes tick tock tick tock, sir.

1503
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:57,359
Oh, yes, Sam. I've been meaning to ask

1504
01:02:55,839 --> 01:02:59,520
you,

1505
01:02:57,359 --> 01:03:01,280
did you know that Steve gave Dreamy Joe

1506
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,440
to a four-year-old kid?

1507
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:05,680
>> Yes, sir.

1508
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:07,359
Big Steve has a heart of gold.

1509
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:09,200
>> And that the kid is the daughter of

1510
01:03:07,359 --> 01:03:11,599
Orville Smith.

1511
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:13,520
>> Who's Orville Smith?

1512
01:03:11,599 --> 01:03:15,839
>> He's a young fellow we found in the East

1513
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:20,480
River last week with three bullet holes

1514
01:03:15,839 --> 01:03:22,079
and a $20 marker on Dreamy Joe.

1515
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:26,839
Interesting, isn't it?

1516
01:03:22,079 --> 01:03:26,839
>> What's that got to do with me, sir?

1517
01:03:27,599 --> 01:03:32,000
>> Well, I've been talking to Sorrowful

1518
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:34,000
Jones. You know, the kid was left with

1519
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,160
him. We've had a very interesting

1520
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:38,880
conversation.

1521
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:40,640
And you know something else, Sam? The

1522
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:44,280
hot seats even hotter than the one

1523
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:44,280
you're sitting on.

1524
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:56,039
Mike. Mike, get me out of here. I'm

1525
01:03:53,039 --> 01:03:56,039
frying.

1526
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:02,000
>> Hello, Steve. I've been trying and

1527
01:04:01,119 --> 01:04:03,359
trying to reach you.

1528
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,720
>> Yeah, I just got in from the airport.

1529
01:04:03,359 --> 01:04:06,160
What's the matter? Something wrong?

1530
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:08,960
>> Re didn't give me the business while I'm

1531
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:11,599
getting the steam. The little D who we

1532
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:13,280
saw in a bathtub at Sorrowful belongs to

1533
01:04:11,599 --> 01:04:15,520
the jet we caught in your office.

1534
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:18,480
Remember the one whose last address was

1535
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:20,480
the East River. The way I see it,

1536
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:21,599
Sorrowful has been shooting his mouth

1537
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:24,160
off to the law.

1538
01:04:21,599 --> 01:04:25,599
>> Oh, I see. All right, get on over there

1539
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:27,680
and shut him up and get that kid out of

1540
01:04:25,599 --> 01:04:30,319
sight. Having her around so close might

1541
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:32,319
give Renon ideas. Now look, I don't care

1542
01:04:30,319 --> 01:04:35,319
what you have to do. Get rid of her.

1543
01:04:32,319 --> 01:04:35,319
Loser.

1544
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:43,160
>> Ready, Mr. Sorrowful.

1545
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:43,160
>> Not yet. Keep your eyes closed.

1546
01:04:52,319 --> 01:04:56,559
>> Hi, shorts. What's the matter? Does

1547
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:58,160
looking at Sorful hurt your eyes, too?

1548
01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:59,520
>> He'll be out in a minute. I'm not

1549
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:03,319
allowed to peek.

1550
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:03,319
>> Oh, I see.

1551
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:09,960
>> Tada.

1552
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:17,240
>> And glattis. Mr. S looks almost as

1553
01:05:13,119 --> 01:05:17,240
beautiful as Dreamy Joe.

1554
01:05:19,039 --> 01:05:22,160
>> It's like Rembrandt painted a dish of

1555
01:05:21,039 --> 01:05:23,440
chicken fat.

1556
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,799
>> Drink it in. I got to be back in the

1557
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:27,599
window by 12.

1558
01:05:24,799 --> 01:05:28,640
>> Must have passed the barber college. New

1559
01:05:27,599 --> 01:05:30,720
shoes, too.

1560
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:32,640
>> Oh, he prays for a new suit.

1561
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:34,960
>> Stool pigeon. Can't a citizen get

1562
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:36,000
dressed up if he wants to? Who asked you

1563
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,359
to come back anyway?

1564
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:41,480
>> Well, I figured you wouldn't have sense

1565
01:05:37,359 --> 01:05:41,480
enough to get her socks and underwear.

1566
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:48,480
>> That's pretty kid. Wrap it up. She's

1567
01:05:47,359 --> 01:05:50,640
going on a trip.

1568
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:53,640
>> A trip? Is he going to take me to my

1569
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:53,640
daddy?

1570
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:59,280
>> Start getting ready for bed shorts. I'll

1571
01:05:55,520 --> 01:06:01,200
give you the rundown later.

1572
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:03,520
>> Hey, who's going on what trip?

1573
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:05,280
>> Me and Steve hear from reliable parties

1574
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:06,480
that you've been holding conversations

1575
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:07,680
with the law.

1576
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:09,280
>> You mean with Ren?

1577
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:10,000
>> Suppose he has. What's that got to do

1578
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,599
with her?

1579
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:14,799
>> According to Steve, she should get

1580
01:06:11,599 --> 01:06:16,160
herself lost, such as out of town or in

1581
01:06:14,799 --> 01:06:17,599
an orphanage.

1582
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:18,960
>> Yeah, but she's such a little doll.

1583
01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:21,680
She's not in anybody's way.

1584
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:24,079
>> It is not possible to eat corn on a cob

1585
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:25,680
without front teeth. Or would you like

1586
01:06:24,079 --> 01:06:28,160
to see for yourself?

1587
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:30,480
>> Soral, don't let him push you around.

1588
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:32,319
>> I'm glad you're reminding me. Not going

1589
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:32,640
to do it, Sam. Little doll deserves a

1590
01:06:32,319 --> 01:06:35,200
break.

1591
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:36,960
>> She's leaving here and you're keeping

1592
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:40,000
your trap shut about it.

1593
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:42,720
>> Well, I'll try to control my temper.

1594
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:46,280
I'll put it to the doll in person. Maybe

1595
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:46,280
she'd like to go.

1596
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:51,760
>> If you and Steve get that little girl

1597
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:56,039
out of here, it'll be over my dead body.

1598
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:56,039
That can be arranged, too.

1599
01:07:01,119 --> 01:07:05,039
>> If I'm not going to see my daddy, am I

1600
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,480
going to see Dreamy Joe?

1601
01:07:05,039 --> 01:07:08,480
>> Well, not exactly. You're going to a

1602
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:10,640
special place for kids. Just what you

1603
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:13,200
need, an orphanage.

1604
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:15,760
>> What's an orphanage?

1605
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:18,559
>> Oh, it's like a big pool, but for kids.

1606
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:21,599
Playgrounds, baseball team, soft bed,

1607
01:07:18,559 --> 01:07:24,799
three meals a day. Well, maybe two, but

1608
01:07:21,599 --> 01:07:27,520
very nourishing.

1609
01:07:24,799 --> 01:07:29,119
All the oatmeal you can eat.

1610
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:32,640
If you don't eat it, some old bitty will

1611
01:07:29,119 --> 01:07:35,039
slug you, put you on bread and water,

1612
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:37,680
lock you up in solitary, keep you

1613
01:07:35,039 --> 01:07:39,200
slaving away in the juke mill. All

1614
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:40,079
because you wouldn't eat that soggy

1615
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:41,920
oatmeal.

1616
01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:45,720
>> I guess it's a nice pleasure you

1617
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:45,720
wouldn't take me there.

1618
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:54,760
Are we leaving now?

1619
01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:01,960
>> Oh, we're not leaving.

1620
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:05,440
>> We're going to play a little game. It's

1621
01:08:04,079 --> 01:08:07,520
called hideand go seek on the fire

1622
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:09,119
escape. You hide there and don't make a

1623
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:13,039
sound till I yell ready.

1624
01:08:09,119 --> 01:08:15,039
>> Are you going to surprise me again?

1625
01:08:13,039 --> 01:08:16,400
>> This time it's me I'm surprising. No

1626
01:08:15,039 --> 01:08:17,120
matter what happens, promise me you'll

1627
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:18,880
keep quiet.

1628
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:22,120
>> Sure, I will, Mr. Sorrow.

1629
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:22,120
>> Okay, honey.

1630
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:31,279
>> Where's the kid?

1631
01:08:29,359 --> 01:08:34,480
>> Sam, I'm not going to let you take her.

1632
01:08:31,279 --> 01:08:35,920
>> Unlock that door and get out of my way.

1633
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:37,040
>> You make one move and I'll throw a

1634
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:39,279
punch.

1635
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:40,480
>> Just quiver a muscle and I'll flatten

1636
01:08:39,279 --> 01:08:41,839
you.

1637
01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:43,759
>> All right, you'll flatten me, but I'll

1638
01:08:41,839 --> 01:08:44,560
get up off the floor swinging. So you're

1639
01:08:43,759 --> 01:08:48,480
swinging.

1640
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:50,400
>> So I break your nose like this.

1641
01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:52,319
>> I'm bleeding pretty bad, but I shake my

1642
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:53,040
head to clear it and I still come at

1643
01:08:52,319 --> 01:08:55,120
you.

1644
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:58,319
>> You know, Sam, you're outnumbered.

1645
01:08:55,120 --> 01:09:00,799
>> Stay out of this or I'll bump you. Now

1646
01:08:58,319 --> 01:09:02,960
give me that key or I'll drive your head

1647
01:09:00,799 --> 01:09:04,000
through that door.

1648
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:05,279
>> I warned you.

1649
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,159
>> Come on, unlock the door. Let's get

1650
01:09:05,279 --> 01:09:09,159
yours and get out of here.

1651
01:09:06,159 --> 01:09:09,159
>> Okay.

1652
01:09:09,199 --> 01:09:13,799
>> Well, maybe it's a good thing I dropped

1653
01:09:10,799 --> 01:09:13,799
in.

1654
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:17,040
Did you get rid of the kid?

1655
01:09:15,839 --> 01:09:18,000
>> No, she's in there.

1656
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,960
>> Get her now.

1657
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:22,199
>> Wait a minute, Steve.

1658
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:22,199
>> For what?

1659
01:09:24,799 --> 01:09:30,279
>> See, I told you she isn't here.

1660
01:09:26,319 --> 01:09:30,279
>> But I seen her come in.

1661
01:09:30,319 --> 01:09:33,799
She ain't here.

1662
01:09:33,839 --> 01:09:36,880
>> Where is she?

1663
01:09:35,199 --> 01:09:38,719
>> Well, that's different. You ask a civil

1664
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:40,000
question, you get a civil answer. I

1665
01:09:38,719 --> 01:09:43,199
don't know where she is.

1666
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:43,199
>> Hey, boss.

1667
01:09:43,533 --> 01:09:45,553
>> [music]

1668
01:09:46,319 --> 01:09:50,199
>> Shorts. Short.

1669
01:09:51,679 --> 01:09:54,480
>> Shorts. What happened?

1670
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:58,520
>> She must have fallen from the fire

1671
01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:58,520
escape. We better get her to a hospital.

1672
01:10:14,719 --> 01:10:19,120
Severe cerebral concussion. The pressure

1673
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:20,400
is increasing.

1674
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,679
>> Any indication of regaining

1675
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:25,880
consciousness, doctor?

1676
01:10:21,679 --> 01:10:25,880
>> She started to rally a little.

1677
01:10:27,199 --> 01:10:32,640
>> She kept calling for someone. Better

1678
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:34,400
arrange for magnesium sulfate by hypo.

1679
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:38,520
Right.

1680
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:38,520
>> The next few hours will tell.

1681
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:46,560
>> This wouldn't have happened if you had

1682
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:48,320
taken her to your house that night. But

1683
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:50,320
no, your wife had to have a bed all to

1684
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:52,159
herself.

1685
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:54,080
Who's boss of your house anyway?

1686
01:10:52,159 --> 01:10:55,199
>> I guess your fundics for 20 bucks had

1687
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:57,120
nothing to do with it.

1688
01:10:55,199 --> 01:10:58,800
>> We all gave the kid a little wrongway

1689
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:02,360
push. It's kind of late to start placing

1690
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:02,360
the blame now.

1691
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:05,840
Doc.

1692
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:07,120
>> Yes.

1693
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:09,040
>> Any words?

1694
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:10,159
>> No change. She's still in the coma.

1695
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:12,400
>> How serious?

1696
01:11:10,159 --> 01:11:13,920
>> A state of shock can be very serious.

1697
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,960
>> Look, Doc, you can level with us. What

1698
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:18,000
are the odds?

1699
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:20,159
>> 50/50. Oh, well, that's not bad. That's

1700
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,360
even money. Why, we're practically

1701
01:11:20,159 --> 01:11:22,880
betting on the favorite.

1702
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:23,600
>> Is there a father here?

1703
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:25,040
>> No.

1704
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:26,880
>> Then which one of you does she call

1705
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:29,040
Dreamy Joe?

1706
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:32,320
>> None of us. Dreamy Joe is a horse.

1707
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:34,640
>> Her horse? Oh, that's too bad. She keeps

1708
01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:38,080
calling for Dreamy Joe. It would have

1709
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:39,679
helped. Excuse me, please.

1710
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:41,440
I wonder if that praying commission's

1711
01:11:39,679 --> 01:11:42,719
open in the daytime.

1712
01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:45,360
>> What?

1713
01:11:42,719 --> 01:11:49,360
>> For nothing.

1714
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:51,199
>> She keeps asking for Dreamy Joe.

1715
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:52,239
>> I never realized a nag could mean so

1716
01:11:51,199 --> 01:11:53,760
much to a kid.

1717
01:11:52,239 --> 01:11:54,800
>> Just a look at it might make the

1718
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,480
difference.

1719
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:58,000
>> Hey, why don't we rig up a prop horse?

1720
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:59,440
You know, one of those riding academy

1721
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,840
nags. Shorts would never know the

1722
01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:01,760
difference.

1723
01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:03,040
>> She'd know. She loves Dreamy Joe. If we

1724
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:04,159
tried to fool her, it might make things

1725
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:06,000
even worse.

1726
01:12:04,159 --> 01:12:08,000
>> If the big race wasn't in just a few

1727
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,440
hours, we might arrange something.

1728
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,040
>> Which is more important, a bunch of

1729
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:12,320
horses chasing each other or Martha

1730
01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:13,440
Jane?

1731
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:14,640
>> What are you looking at me for? What do

1732
01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:15,600
you want me to do? Steal them off the

1733
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:16,960
track?

1734
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:18,000
>> If necessary, yes.

1735
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:19,840
>> Do you know what they do to horse

1736
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:22,000
thieves?

1737
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:23,120
>> They don't hang anymore. Just rouseed

1738
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:25,120
you a little.

1739
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:28,000
>> What am I arguing about? This is the

1740
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:29,679
craziest thing I ever heard of. Well, if

1741
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:31,280
I even tried to cross Big Steve, I'd

1742
01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:32,560
have to roll me into surgery on four

1743
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:34,400
different tables.

1744
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:36,480
>> All right,

1745
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:37,120
but what if we borrow Dreamy Joe after

1746
01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:38,880
the race?

1747
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:41,520
>> There won't be any Dreamy Joe after the

1748
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:44,320
race. Speedballitis.

1749
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:45,520
>> Speedballitis?

1750
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:50,120
You mean they're going to give the horse

1751
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:50,120
a jolt? The big one?

1752
01:12:52,239 --> 01:12:55,679
You dragged the kid into a crooked race?

1753
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:56,800
You gave her a horse and let her get

1754
01:12:55,679 --> 01:12:57,760
crazy about it when you knew it was

1755
01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:59,440
going to be killed.

1756
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:00,960
>> Look, Glattus, it was a business deal.

1757
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:05,320
The kid just happened to get mixed up in

1758
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:05,320
it. I never wanted to hurt her.

1759
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:12,920
>> We should ever run into each other again

1760
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:12,920
along Broadway. Just keep walking.

1761
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:20,440
>> Come on, Blabbermouth. Let's get

1762
01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:20,440
walking.

1763
01:13:22,305 --> 01:13:24,325
>> [music]

1764
01:13:27,545 --> 01:13:29,565
[music]

1765
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:43,920
>> like I want to talk

1766
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:46,000
>> in a minute. As soon as I finish

1767
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:47,360
>> there, walk him around a little. Let him

1768
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:49,360
get the feel of those bandages.

1769
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:49,840
>> Just a minute. Here, Sam. You're

1770
01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:50,320
welcome.

1771
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:51,920
>> Me?

1772
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:52,960
>> Yes, you. I don't want anybody else to

1773
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:55,280
touch this horse.

1774
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:58,440
>> Okay.

1775
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:58,440
Come on.

1776
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,719
Now's the time. We can do it.

1777
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:06,320
>> Yeah. I could have figured in a spot

1778
01:14:04,719 --> 01:14:07,679
like this, it would be we again.

1779
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:08,400
>> If you were half a man, you'd think of

1780
01:14:07,679 --> 01:14:10,480
shorts.

1781
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:12,239
>> Okay. But if this doesn't work, I'll be

1782
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:15,400
half a man. Go ahead. No slip-ups. Do

1783
01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:15,400
you hear?

1784
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:22,239
>> Good afternoon, Sam.

1785
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:23,840
>> What do you want? I don't want anything.

1786
01:14:22,239 --> 01:14:24,560
>> What are you telling me good afternoon

1787
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:27,040
for?

1788
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:29,040
>> Oh, now look, Sam. Just because you got

1789
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:31,040
it in for that heel sorrowful, that

1790
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:32,400
shouldn't be nothing between you and me,

1791
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,679
I happen to like you.

1792
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:36,000
>> What is that like?

1793
01:14:33,679 --> 01:14:38,000
>> Oh, I didn't mean no offense. Why

1794
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:39,040
everybody likes you?

1795
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:42,000
>> They do.

1796
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:43,520
>> Sure. Why? When you walked on Broadway,

1797
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,080
you know what everybody says?

1798
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:46,080
>> What?

1799
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:46,880
>> They say, "There goes Sam."

1800
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:49,840
>> No.

1801
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:51,280
>> Yes. And you know what else they say?

1802
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:54,080
They say you're smart.

1803
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:55,840
>> You got to be smart. You don't like a

1804
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:57,520
guy, you got to have brains enough to

1805
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:59,840
belt them on a chin.

1806
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:02,080
>> And you know something, Sam? When it

1807
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:05,760
comes to belting people on the chin, you

1808
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:08,239
got just the brain for it.

1809
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:09,920
>> Well, so long, Sam. Always nice to kick

1810
01:15:08,239 --> 01:15:10,480
it around with you. You talk my

1811
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:12,560
language.

1812
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:14,800
>> Thank you kindly. And a word to the

1813
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:19,080
wise. Give the brush to that crump

1814
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:19,080
sorrowful. You got class.

1815
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:34,960
Come on, will you?

1816
01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:38,159
Come on.

1817
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:41,480
Hey, you're not Dreamy Joe. What? What

1818
01:15:38,159 --> 01:15:41,480
do you know?

1819
01:15:42,719 --> 01:15:45,040
>> What happened, boss? I brought back the

1820
01:15:44,239 --> 01:15:46,400
wrong beast.

1821
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:46,640
>> Where's Dreamy Joe? What did you do with

1822
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:48,159
him?

1823
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:49,679
>> I don't know. I was walking along

1824
01:15:48,159 --> 01:15:50,400
clutching the rope talking to my friend.

1825
01:15:49,679 --> 01:15:53,520
Regret

1826
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:55,520
>> regret. Why you dunce? That means

1827
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:57,840
Sorrowful Jones has dreamy Joe.

1828
01:15:55,520 --> 01:16:00,080
>> I think I know where to find Sorrow.

1829
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:02,640
>> So Sorrowful makes a monkey out of me,

1830
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:05,640
huh? So I'll make a scrambled egg out of

1831
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:05,640
him.

1832
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:26,159
Well, I guess we better try it the hard

1833
01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:28,159
way.

1834
01:16:26,159 --> 01:16:31,280
Oh, boy. Where'd you go? Oh, boy. Come

1835
01:16:28,159 --> 01:16:33,440
here, boy. Come on.

1836
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:36,440
Could you kneel down a little? Have to

1837
01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:36,440
cooperate.

1838
01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:51,040
If there's any change in our pulse,

1839
01:16:49,199 --> 01:16:51,760
respiration, or temperature, call me

1840
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:54,080
immediately.

1841
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:55,280
>> Yes, doctor. Is it all right if I stay?

1842
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:58,760
Doctor,

1843
01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:58,760
>> I think so.

1844
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:13,000
Keep moving, Dreamy Joe.

1845
01:17:38,719 --> 01:17:41,760
Stop. What's the meaning of this?

1846
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:43,199
>> Oh, it's okay. He's my brother. I'm

1847
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:46,983
taking him to the psycho warden. Thinks

1848
01:17:43,199 --> 01:17:46,983
he's a horse. Shh. [snorts]

1849
01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:56,320
>> There's a lone chick in the elevator

1850
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,560
with a horse.

1851
01:17:56,320 --> 01:18:00,320
This

1852
01:17:56,560 --> 01:18:00,320
>> sure a big chance to be a horse.

1853
01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:10,600
Stand by. I'll see if the coast is

1854
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:10,600
clear.

1855
01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:14,840
If you see anybody look sick,

1856
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:35,040
Hey,

1857
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:36,880
hey,

1858
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:38,239
hey.

1859
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:39,360
Say, did you see a horse get off the

1860
01:18:38,239 --> 01:18:40,080
elevator?

1861
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:42,000
>> A horse?

1862
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:43,040
>> Yeah, I told him I'd come back. You

1863
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,000
>> told the horse you'd come back?

1864
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:44,560
>> Yeah, he was right here and he

1865
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,600
disappeared.

1866
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:46,960
>> The horse disappeared?

1867
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,600
>> Yeah, I lost my horse. You hear?

1868
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:49,679
>> All right. All right. Well,

1869
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:51,360
>> I like excited. I'm not excited. Easy.

1870
01:18:49,679 --> 01:18:52,640
Maybe went out to get a drink of water.

1871
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:54,239
He'll come right back. They all come

1872
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:55,840
back. Yeah, we see them around here all

1873
01:18:54,239 --> 01:18:56,159
the time. Pink ones, green ones, blue

1874
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:57,280
ones.

1875
01:18:56,159 --> 01:18:58,800
>> Are you a patient here?

1876
01:18:57,280 --> 01:19:00,239
>> No, I'm a doctor. Yeah, I'd like a Why

1877
01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:02,320
don't you step into my office? Hey,

1878
01:19:00,239 --> 01:19:03,760
you're going to be all right. There you

1879
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:05,120
see.

1880
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:06,159
>> Nurse in there.

1881
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:07,760
>> Where'd you go?

1882
01:19:06,159 --> 01:19:10,760
>> We have to go riding up and down. We

1883
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:10,760
have

1884
01:19:29,199 --> 01:19:33,679
Good shot. I don't know how we're going

1885
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:35,120
to get past those two gorillas.

1886
01:19:33,679 --> 01:19:39,880
Why'd you have to get mixed up with Big

1887
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:39,880
Steve anyway? Wait a minute.

1888
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:48,280
Shorts. Wait a minute.

1889
01:19:48,719 --> 01:19:57,320
Please. Oh, pardon me. I thought it was

1890
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:57,320
Carry on.

1891
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:02,840
Come on. We'll make it.

1892
01:20:12,159 --> 01:20:17,520
>> He's got to come this way. A hospital is

1893
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:17,679
just the right place to patch him up.

1894
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:19,199
The

1895
01:20:17,679 --> 01:20:22,679
>> important thing is to find out what he

1896
01:20:19,199 --> 01:20:22,679
did with a horse.

1897
01:20:28,159 --> 01:20:30,080
>> Doctor, have you seen a lunatic with a

1898
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,040
horse?

1899
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,400
>> A lunatic?

1900
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:33,600
>> Oh, yeah. I saw two of them. They're in

1901
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:35,040
front of room 508.

1902
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:40,360
>> We'll take care of them.

1903
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:40,360
>> Please do. There they are. Grab them.

1904
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:52,800
Come, come, my big doll. This is it. And

1905
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:53,840
we got clear sailing from here in. Don't

1906
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:54,320
worry about a thing.

1907
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:56,640
>> Whoops.

1908
01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:57,920
>> Why if it ain't sorrowful June?

1909
01:20:56,640 --> 01:21:01,560
>> Well, I was just bringing him in for a

1910
01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:01,560
checkup, that's all.

1911
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:06,560
>> What a sucker leading with your right,

1912
01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:07,920
huh?

1913
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:10,480
>> Give me that horse. I got to HAVE THAT

1914
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:12,080
HORSE.

1915
01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:13,760
YOU'RE NUTS for swiping a kid.

1916
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:17,640
>> We got to get out of here.

1917
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:17,640
>> Give him my rabbit punch.

1918
01:21:20,719 --> 01:21:23,360
>> I can't understand it. It always worked

1919
01:21:22,320 --> 01:21:24,880
on rabbits.

1920
01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:25,840
>> You're not getting away with that horse.

1921
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,640
>> So, you want some more, huh?

1922
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:28,080
>> Yeah, I want that horse.

1923
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:28,960
>> This is FOR SHOOTING YOUR MOUTH OFF TO

1924
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:30,159
THE LAW.

1925
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:31,520
>> ME AND ME, SAM, HUH?

1926
01:21:30,159 --> 01:21:31,840
>> It's a good thing you come out to kill

1927
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:33,120
them.

1928
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:34,719
>> I want to have a little chat with you

1929
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:38,320
boys down at headquarters. I got a date

1930
01:21:34,719 --> 01:21:40,000
with Dreamy Joe. Come on, Joe. Come on.

1931
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:40,480
I'll have you back pounding a beat for

1932
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,400
this.

1933
01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:44,960
>> A certain scrub lady recognized a

1934
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:45,679
photograph of Orville Smith. Take them

1935
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:46,640
away, boys.

1936
01:21:45,679 --> 01:21:49,880
>> All right, let's go.

1937
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:49,880
>> Come on.

1938
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:54,400
>> There he is.

1939
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:55,360
>> Oh, hi you fellas. We got rid of those

1940
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,560
two hoodlams. All right,

1941
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:58,320
>> I'll take the horse out.

1942
01:21:56,560 --> 01:21:59,600
>> What are you doing? That's Dreamy Joe.

1943
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:00,000
>> They don't care if it's Z Biscuit. OUT

1944
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:01,679
HE GOES.

1945
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:04,800
>> OH, WAIT A MINUTE. YOU CAN'T DO THIS. I

1946
01:22:01,679 --> 01:22:06,159
GOT TO GET TO ROUTE 508. WE GOT TO WAIT

1947
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:08,400
a minute. You can't do this. Look at

1948
01:22:06,159 --> 01:22:10,000
that horse. THIS IS DREAMY JOE. IN 2

1949
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:13,120
SECONDS, YOU'LL BE DREAMIER THAN HE IS.

1950
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:14,000
>> OH, NO. NO. WAIT. STOP THAT. OH, FOLLOW.

1951
01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:16,080
OH,

1952
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:17,520
>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? HE'S A LUNATIC.

1953
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:18,080
>> I KNOW this man. I'll take full

1954
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:19,520
responsibility.

1955
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:22,400
>> Of course he knows me. This is Dreamy

1956
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:22,719
Joe. Are you a bunch of quacks? Come on,

1957
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:25,280
baby.

1958
01:22:22,719 --> 01:22:27,840
>> Come on, boy.

1959
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:31,440
>> This Dreamy Joe.

1960
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:34,440
Come on, boy. Come on.

1961
01:22:31,440 --> 01:22:34,440
Sh.

1962
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:38,760
We've done everything we can.

1963
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:47,000
>> Sorrowful.

1964
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:51,400
>> Shorts.

1965
01:22:51,679 --> 01:22:56,679
Shorts.

1966
01:22:53,199 --> 01:22:56,679
Look who's here.

1967
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:02,480
>> Dr. Jane.

1968
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:08,120
Shorts.

1969
01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:08,120
Look. Dreamy Joe. He came to see you.

1970
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:19,560
Well, we tried

1971
01:23:33,427 --> 01:23:35,448
>> [music]

1972
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:47,440
>> Mr. Sorrow

1973
01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:50,560
dreamy Joe.

1974
01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:53,800
>> I couldn't keep my way. He kept asking

1975
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:53,800
for you.

1976
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:59,440
>> I think you can leave the rest to me.

1977
01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:13,520
I don't have to ask. I can read her

1978
01:24:12,239 --> 01:24:15,520
chart on your faces.

1979
01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:17,040
>> She's got to be all right. Sorl brought

1980
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:18,400
her the best medicine in the world.

1981
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:21,120
>> As soon as she's up and around, I'll

1982
01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:22,719
take over.

1983
01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:25,040
>> You mean the orphanage routine?

1984
01:24:22,719 --> 01:24:27,199
>> I guarantee the best. You can bow out

1985
01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:30,080
gracefully. I'll scout around for some

1986
01:24:27,199 --> 01:24:31,280
nice couple to adopt her.

1987
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:33,199
>> Hey, would you mind holding a horse a

1988
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:35,440
minute? Mr. Ren,

1989
01:24:33,199 --> 01:24:39,159
come.

1990
01:24:35,440 --> 01:24:39,159
>> What's the matter, Zor?

1991
01:24:39,679 --> 01:24:42,719
>> You can't let shorts fall in the hands

1992
01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:44,080
of some strange couple. They might be

1993
01:24:42,719 --> 01:24:45,600
undesirable characters.

1994
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:46,560
>> It would still be an improvement for

1995
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:48,800
her.

1996
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:51,520
>> Look, you want to get married, don't

1997
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:54,080
you? You've hinted at it often enough.

1998
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:56,080
>> Yes, one of these days. But to a solid

1999
01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:58,000
citizen, and I don't see any around.

2000
01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:59,920
>> Who cares about solid citizens? I'm

2001
01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:01,280
thinking about shorts. If we don't act

2002
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:02,320
fast, she's going to be farmed out from

2003
01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:03,520
under us.

2004
01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:04,239
>> Well, what do you want me to do about

2005
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,840
it?

2006
01:25:04,239 --> 01:25:07,840
>> Well, I'm willing to make a sacrifice.

2007
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:09,760
Why can't you? If some couple has to

2008
01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:11,920
adopt her, how about us?

2009
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:13,440
>> I think that's a very good idea. The

2010
01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:16,000
first one of us who gets married should

2011
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:19,880
definitely adopt her.

2012
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:19,880
>> I mean to each other.

2013
01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:28,239
>> Mrs. Sorrowful Jones.

2014
01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:31,880
This is Sorrowful Jones. Don't you have

2015
01:25:28,239 --> 01:25:31,880
a real first name?

2016
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:36,280
>> Humphrey.

2017
01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:42,719
>> Mrs. Sorrowful Jones.

2018
01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:43,760
>> Well, I'm glad we're going home. My feet

2019
01:25:42,719 --> 01:25:46,159
are killing me.

2020
01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:48,080
>> Aren't we going to the police services?

2021
01:25:46,159 --> 01:25:50,320
>> Oh, sure. She can't do it all in one

2022
01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:52,400
day. We've been to the zoo. We climbed

2023
01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:53,600
to the top of the Statue of Liberty. We

2024
01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:55,520
were on the lake in Central [music]

2025
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:57,760
Park. Look at these blisters from

2026
01:25:55,520 --> 01:26:00,880
rowing. See?

2027
01:25:57,760 --> 01:26:03,440
>> But you promise, Daddy.

2028
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:08,679
>> Well, Daddy. [snorts]

2029
01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:08,679
>> Okay. What a way to spend a honeymoon.